What's the Stupidest Quote Ever?

[grrl]

What's the stupidest quote you've ever heard? This one is a couple years old but I can't imagine anything much stupider:

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world. I can't but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Mariah Carey

although this one is close:

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: grrl
What's the stupidest quote you've ever heard? This one is a couple years old but I can't imagine anything much stupider:

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world. I can't but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Mariah Carey

that's really sad

but this

although this one is close:

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle

is pure stoopidity

 

[dighn]

buggy shlt

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: dighn
buggy shlt

lol.. Problems?

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: dighn
buggy shlt

lol.. Problems?

methinks somebody's just trying to boost his postcount by having 5 buggy posts in a row (i don't really get the first one, but i got the quote)

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: dighn
buggy shlt

lol.. Problems?

yeah. i deleted my cookies so when i posted i had to fill in id and passwd but it appeared as if the server was down so i tried a few more times when in fact it posted but for some reason the 2nd page refused to l oad

 

[grrl]

No one has anything better?

 

[udonoogen]

pics?

 

[Zugzwang152]

"postcount++"

 

[conjur]

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields

 

[Koing]

I read that Anna Nicole Smith said something like:

The news is full of bad news so why do people watch it?

I thought that was pretty stupid............

 

[conjur]

oh...found this...heh heh...love it.

From the vacuous world of:

Supermodels!

 

[squirrel dog]

"I invented the internet" , Al Gore.

 

[Renob]

"If I new what the hell I was talking about, I would prove you wrong"

My friend.

 

[BennyD]

famous F1 commentator:

"there are cars going off left right and center"

 

[cavemanmoron]

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

--Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

=Dan Quayle

 

[guyver01]

Read my Lips. No New Taxes
- George H.W. Bush

 

[flyfish]

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or to not have a mind is being wastefull. How true that is."

------Dan Quayle

 

[compslckr]

umm p0stc0unt+++ supreme!

 

[waggy]

I miss Dan Quayle. he made me laugh.

 

[PCMarine]

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. "

-Calvin Coolidge (President of the US after WWI)

 

[PCMarine]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
"I invented the internet" , Al Gore.

lol that one makes me laugh every time.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
"I invented the internet" , Al Gore.

Nope.

 

[jw791]

Patrick Ewing...

Ewing also will be remembered for ridiculous statements such as when he guaranteed victory in game 7 of the finals against Houston, and then failed to back it up. And he said one of the worst things ever: "We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money," during the NBA lockout. He said it was one of the reasons why the NBA players wanted more money from the owners.

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: conjur
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields

LMAO! but it's actually quite deep
(ok, you're right: postcount++ )