Whats the strangest thing your roomate has ever done? (follow-up to who has a roomate)

[FredFredrickson]

My roomate does some pretty odd things sometimes (and I am sure he thinks the same about me)... but whats the absolute strangest thing your roomate has ever done in your presence, and preferably in your room/apt.?
:disgust::Q
Hopefully it wasn't something that you had to stop being roomates over! heh heh

 

[Deeko]

All he does is do homework, and occasinally play tony hawk.

 

[AUMM]

my roomate freshman year was pretty interesting, he smoked pot like twice a day and once when he was stoned (i think he was just stoned at least) he told me he was going to egypt and jumped off the second story balcony and just kept running. another time i was sitting on my bed and i can see the roof from my window ( it was like an L shape building) and i see my roomate on the roof running around, and its not the kind of roof you can climb up onto and walkaround, i still have no idea how he got up there, and then he proceeds to run as fast as he can and lunge onto a nearby tree (still two stories up) and starts to shimmey (sp?) down it and then starts running as fast as he can. i was sitting in my room watching him with the phone in my hand ready to call an ambulance. good times!

 

[Spoooon]

My old roommate didn't do anything strange, but he did a lot of nasty crap. He used to clip his toe nails with a knife. He'd just sort of slice bits of nail off and let it fly where ever. The dorm I used to live in had community showers. He would go barefoot. :disgust:

 

[FredFredrickson]

My roomate 2 years ago was nuts as well....
Here are a few of the more crazy things he did:

He would curse and swear wildly at every 3D game he played on his computer, and slam the mouse like a lunatic... then he would play a relaxing game of pacman.

Speaking of pacman, he spent half the year getting his damn computer working, a pretty good machine... And all he did with it for the first months he got it working was play one of those retro gaming packs you could run on your digital watch.

One day he was surfing the internet and he turned around and remarked that he was mad. When I asked why, he said "because all the things I want to buy off of this website are not legal to have shipped to California!" I looked over his shoulder and it was all kinds of odd weaponry!

On another occassion, he showed up in a trench coat, and said "I am happy!" and gave me a funny grin. Then he proceeded to pull open his coat and reveal a 4 foot long sword he purchased!

My next roomate was entirely different, but still strange in different reason... I sure did have some random roomies!

 

[her209]

The strangest roommate I had would take a shower like everyday.

 

[bolido2000]

Sniff my other roommate's dirty clothes.

 

[weirdichi]

One day while he was taking a dookie, I went in and said I was gonna piss on his foot (just jokin around). I pissed off the side and some drops got on his bare toes (he's wearing flip flops). He gets pissed off and while I was at class, he went in my room, took his pants down, parted his cheeks, and slid from the top to the foot of my bed. Then he took my pillow and wiped his testicles with it. Fortunately, he told me before I slept in it that night, so I washed them. Ahhh.. dorm life.

 

[Dragnov]

Originally posted by: weirdichi
One day while he was taking a dookie, I went in and said I was gonna piss on his foot (just jokin around). I pissed off the side and some drops got on his bare toes (he's wearing flip flops). He gets pissed off and while I was at class, he went in my room, took his pants down, parted his cheeks, and slid from the top to the foot of my bed. Then he took my pillow and wiped his testicles with it. Fortunately, he told me before I slept in it that night, so I washed them. Ahhh.. dorm life.

WTF?! I would burn that sh1t and buy new ones. Thats nasty. lol. :disgust:

Wieredest thing when I had a roomate, was that my friend would talk in his sleep and I had a very short conversation w/ him. He doesn't remember it of course, lol.

 

[Kelvrick]

I had this one stupid ass roommate. He never went to class and would be on his computer all day on this one weird website. Ana... something. He was a starcraft fanatic and often stayed up until sun rise and then wake up at sundown. Stupid vampire. Anyway, wait... I had a single room...

<== monkey dance

 

[weirdichi]

Hehehe.. nah.. my @ss is much worse than his..

 

[BatmanNate]

Mine used to put our cat on the linoleum floor on its back and spin it round in circles until it couldn't walk straight and would fall over. He also was fond of batting around the inflatable love sheep like a beach ball in front of the window, much to the despair of our neighbors. Good times, good times.

 

[Reelee]

had lots of rommies

one always talked in his sleep and asked for pizza and crap.
He also made furniture out of beer cases, i contributed of course. It eventually stanked so bad the RA told us to get rid of them, we took it out to the hall way and stacked them to the ceiling and left it there. lol wish i still had that picture.
Also started a new frat, called SIGMAPOT, fun times.

another roomate just questioned about life all day, deeply islamic, and never drinks.
This one time he trid to smash a beer bottle over his head, we were really wasted (not him) and we each smashed a beer bottle over our heads and he tried 3 times it was the funniest thing in the world. He also had split personality and sometimes breaks stuff.

 

[Zugzwang152]

the stupidest sh!t we've ever done was start neffing on OT together....

 

[weezergirl]

sometimes my roommate wakes up from sleeping and is gasping for air. like she forgot to breathe or something. and then she goes back to sleep. the next day she doesn't remember doing that.

she does it like once every two weeks. does anybody know what causes that?? i alwasy freak her out when i tell her about it.

 

[FredFredrickson]

Isn't that like sleep apnea or something??
My current roomate does exactly the opposite... he mumbles crazy crap in his sleep. And sometimes when I accidentally wake him up he is rude about it, and when he wakes up he doesn't remember it at all!

 

[ElFenix]

sleep walk. and the scream... and then sleepwalk elsewhere... woke me up a couple times... really bizarre.

 

[Darein]

I've said things in my sleep, weird stuff, or so I am told. As far as weird stuff my roomate has done, nothing too weird, since anything he does usually I can top, as said as it is.

 

[bmd]

Originally posted by: FredFredrickson
Isn't that like sleep apnea or something??
My current roomate does exactly the opposite... he mumbles crazy crap in his sleep. And sometimes when I accidentally wake him up he is rude about it, and when he wakes up he doesn't remember it at all!

Yeah, what weezergirl described could definitely be sleep apnea.

 

[Jfur]

fornicated in my bed with a lesbian

 

[kherman]

My one room mate was a pthological liar. That was fun.

 

[xospec1alk]

all my roommates chew with their mouth open...like loud as all hell, i would put my headphones on to drown out the incessant chewing to no avail, it was serioulsy disturbing how they could possibly chew so friggin loud...either way, this year, they've isolated me to another part of the room, so now, i can't hear them anymore...im a much happier person now...

 

[virtuamike]

Removed my Playboys from the "library" because they weren't Christian. Now wtf am I gonna read when I'm crapping?

 

[hdeck]

my old roomate completely changed his awake/asleep habits. he would go to class in the morning, sleep until 11 or 12 at night, and stay up the rest of the night through his morning classes.

 

[whalen]

Does pushups and sittups before he goes to bed...kinda freaky when you wake up at 4:00AM to hear some strange grunting sounds coming from somewhere in the room, and you dont know what it is...