The legendary Celeron 300A.
THESE WERE NOT SLOW FOR ITS TIME.
They were wickedly FAST when you flipped that jumper on your Abit motherboard to go from 66mhz to 100mhz.
Then they gobbled Pentium II 400's for breakfast lunch and dinner while costing half the price.
It would be like how Dodge said you guys want a sick charger... here's the Demon Scat pack BAM!
Of course intel was NOT happy with it.
Thats where they started locking CPU's on the CPU side.
When a 150 dollar processor started ballarina dancing with a 650 dollar processor if my memory serves me correctly, that was one sick processor that still belongs in the league of overclocking legends along with Conroe/Kentsfield Wolfdale/Yorkfield and Nehalem/Gulftown class processors.
If you want to talk about slow torcher.... lets talk Smithfield/Prescott.
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Want them high overclocking numbers.... yup got it... over 6ghz+ overclock easy baby~!
Look at its base clock...
What them high thread counts... yup got that too, hyper threading started on these guys which was called Netburst back then, and was dumped because the cores were too slow for any benifit until we saw them in Nehalem.
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Why am I bashing on that CPU?
Because AMD @ half the clock numbers were doing circles around them with the Opteron 160 (Manchester), calling intel "noob", until Conroe aka Core2Duo said oh no you didn't.
It was so bad, an Opty 160 or 165 170 @ 2.2ghz would man handle a prescott at 7ghz in everything you threw at it, including SuperPi.
The CPU made intel completely side rail the roadmap and jump on laptop processors where they found a golden egg in what was known as "Yonah", which evolved to the legendary Conroe later on.
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So my vote goes to the ever so pathetic Pentium D - aka Smithfield / Prescott Which i have had, and it was a very good foot warmer.
Oh did i forget to mention, they were also known as expensive as hell space heaters for all the heat they threw out for how little performance you got from them?
You think im kidding? google Pentium D space heater.