What's the right thing to do when a dog is biting your leg?

[PliotronX]

Gouge eyes, leverage legs behind back puncturing lungs with own ribcage, pocket knife in the neck, all of the above.

 

[Sonikku]

That's why you always carry your AR15 around with you when going shopping/out to eat etc.

Never know when you're going to need it.

 

[momeNt]

Shove your finger up its ass. I know, it's hard to pull off when the dog is chewing on your leg, but it works every time.

This has been confirmed to not work. The dog may redirect, and in this case, it may remove its mouth from your legs, and instead bite your hand, which, if not in a fist, may cause you to lose a finger.

ATOT is woefully prepared to deal with dog attacks.

 

[ElFenix]

Kick it in the balls.

 

[moonbogg]

Suck
its
dick

 

[Newell Steamer]

Jab my thumbs into the fucker's eyes.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Mace?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Depends on the size of the dog, but if its anything other than a little yapper i say stomp its head in. I will not tolerate any animal attacking me.

 

[NuclearNed]

let your cat defend you while turning in your man card, obviously

 

[highland145]

Suck
its
dick

:biggrin:

let your cat defend you while turning in your man card, obviously

At least -50 points.

 

[_Rick_]

Reverse over it in your car.
Sit on its face.

Light yourself on fire. (Dogs obey the same rules as Ninjas.)

 

[JTsyo]

punches to the face

From what I've heard, the dog's head is pretty tough. Their weakness is their underbelly. You'll want to hit/kick its ribs in.

 

[KeithTalent]

Post a vertical video of the dog biting you onto Youtube.

KT

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Make sure you also own a cat.

 

[Ns1]

From what I've heard, the dog's head is pretty tough. Their weakness is their underbelly. You'll want to hit/kick its ribs in.

The dog is biting you in the leg. A bit hard to kick. Punches to the face. Aim for the eyes.

 

[Markbnj]

This has been confirmed to not work. The dog may redirect, and in this case, it may remove its mouth from your legs, and instead bite your hand, which, if not in a fist, may cause you to lose a finger.

ATOT is woefully prepared to deal with dog attacks.

Look, its just logical. Someone shoves an unexpected finger up your evacuation route what are you going to do? You're going to say "oh!" Mouth removed from leg. What happens after that is not my concern.

 

[SunnyD]

you'll need to submit. You lost the postural battle for dominance (note: work on your stance of dominance). So you must submit. To do this, get on the ground and expose your belly. The dog will stop.

Surprised to see something this obviously wrong on ATOT. Dogs bite over dominance, not to kill and eat. Submitting in this fashion will actually get the dog to stop, as the fight for dominance is over with your submission.

ATOT advice card: REVOKED!

Shove your finger up its ass. I know, it's hard to pull off when the dog is chewing on your leg, but it works every time.

ATOT: Asserting dominance since about 2008. :biggrin:

 

[boomerang]

What's the right thing to do when a dog is humping your leg?

 

[PliotronX]

What's the right thing to do when a dog is humping your leg?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Pull out your penis, maybe it will die from laughter.

 

[Imp]

Hope it stops and sue the owner into the ground...

 

[WelshBloke]

This has been confirmed to not work.

That's got to be an entertaining video.

 

[BladeVenom]

Take a selfie.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Dogs actually have pretty weak jaws. What they have is massive neck and chest muscles. If you keep advancing instead of pulling away, they can't get much purchase. If you can get them off their feet, they're pretty helpless.

 

[crownjules]

Whip out my smartphone and post on ATOT about it and ask for advice with a poll.