What's the redneck equivalent to e-penis?

[imported_Pablo]

You know some people always have to have the biggest truck, the biggest tires, etc.

I need a new catchy phrase, dammit.

 

[wedi42]

cylinder count

 

[dullard]

.

 

[SP33Demon]

e-shotgun

 

[JetsFanatic]

:beer:

 

[Coquito]

Hemi

 

[JulesMaximus]

#3 stickers or Calvin peeing stickers on your truck?

 

[isasir]

e-cousin

 

[Nitemare]

TP Envy = Trailer Park envy

 

[CraigRT]

pickup truck bed length/size

 

[911paramedic]

Has to have something to do with Nascar.

 

[jlarsson]

number of sheep?

 

[K1052]

mullet length

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: K1052
mullet length

e-mullet? haha

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Coquito
Hemi

 

[phantom309]

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: Coquito
Hemi

 

[Bootprint]

Gun rack on the back window of the pickup.

 

[BlamoHammer]

Originally posted by: Coquito
Hemi

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

e-mallard?

 

[amish]

I see it as something else. it cannot have "e-" infront of it because that is for internet people. they should have something like "nas-" infront of everything. example: my nastruck is better than your nas-truck because it has bigger mudders. or my nas-penis is bigger than yours because i gots a rv, double wide, and three cars on blocks. and all of them have more dale earnhart stickers on them than i can count...so 'prolly around a dozen.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: amish
I see it as something else. it cannot have "e-" infront of it because that is for internet people. they should have something like "nas-" infront of everything. example: my nastruck is better than your nas-truck because it has bigger mudders. or my nas-penis is bigger than yours because i gots a rv, double wide, and three cars on blocks. and all of them have more dale earnhart stickers on them than i can count...so 'prolly around a dozen.

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Bryophyte]

e-mullet, hahahaha

 

[DivideBYZero]

e-banjo

 

[Pliablemoose]

Double wide...

 

[Brutuskend]

You know why cowboys all have the same size balls?


So they can pull each others horse trailers around.