Whats the oldest thing you've ever eaten?

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I just ate a 2 year and a half year old box of Rice-A-Roni. Dated JUN-21-02.

I knew it was old but not THAT old and i didn't look till after the fact. Oh well.

It still tasted like $hit.

What's the oldest thing you've ever eaten?

 

Injury

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Originally posted by: johnjbruin
pu$$y

You don't have to lie to be our friend.



I drank a year-old soda that had been sitting opened and half-consumed in my friend's basement on a dare. Poured it in a glass first to make sure nothing was hiding in there. It was grape soda. It wasn't that bad... for being a year old.
 

NFS4

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"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."
 

Spikesoldier

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Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: johnjbruin
pu$$y

You don't have to lie to be our friend.



I drank a year-old soda that had been sitting opened and half-consumed in my friend's basement on a dare. Poured it in a glass first to make sure nothing was hiding in there. It was grape soda. It wasn't that bad... for being a year old.


the worst thing that happened to me was that there was a can of diet caffeine free coke that i left overnight on the kitchen counter.

i take a sip the next morning and theres a damn roach in it.
 

Mo0o

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Originally posted by: NFS4
"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."

Was it old or just expensive?
 

Chompman

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Cheese is always something that gets better with age.

Nothing like a 100 year old chedder to snack on but it's so expensive but so tasty.
 

falias

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Originally posted by: NFS4
"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."

"Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still with you?"
"Umm, as far as I know."
"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
"Uhh, I guess I hadn't..."
"Well, I have a feeling what you are about to go through is punishment enough."
 

Evadman

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I have a bottle of mountain Dew that expired almost 4 years go
 

Chronoshock

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My GF had a 12 pack of diet coke that was several years old. The artificial sweetener (aspartame?) had expired and degraded. The coke didn't have any sweetener and tasted kind of salty/sour...was pretty nasty