What's the oddest thing anybody has ever said about you?

[gopunk]

i had lunch with an old friend today, and she said i shouldn't let technology get in the way of my humanity... apparently this was her way of telling me i should get a girlfriend.

oh and this same friend told me a few days ago, that knowing me has quite possibly been the most depressing experience of her life... she thinks i've "given up on life".

probably not the *oddest* thing ever said to me, but i still thought it was kind of weird (esp. the last one)

 

[Maleficus]

some dumb chick was trying to insult me once, she pulled a dictionary off the shelf & flipped to the first page she could and called me hematology.

 

[pyonir]

one of my ex girlfriends told me i loved her too much.

 

[gopunk]

<< some dumb chick was trying to insult me once, she pulled a dictionary off the shelf & flipped to the first page she could and called me hematology. >>



what in god's name...? :Q

 

[Alienwho]

I've been called a flesh eating satanist (by a vegan). If eating cows makes me satan, i shalt burn in hell forever.

 

[DaiShan]

LOL

 

[Ameesh]

<< Some fanatic condemned me to hell once, then later called me satan becuase I said I could not speak in toungues, and neither could she. >>



thats happened to me soo many times.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Odd, but no one has ever insulted me to my face. This is why I come here.

 

[ScottyB]

A republican called me Satan before because I am democrat, he then stated all of us democrats should go back to England were we belong.

 

[Michael1897]

I was called an evil little troll by a girl that is a foot shorter than me.

 

[XMan]

"You look like a chubby Tom Green."

 

[Maleficus]

what a cute little avatar you have their Xerox

 

[Russ]

Sex with you is like using an ATM. The service is great, but there's no human contact.

An ex-girlfriend.

Russ, NCNE

 

[joohang]

Dunno because don't say sh*t to me directly face-to-face.

But I do hear once in a while through friends and my sister that they say some odd crap about me. I learned to ignore those and it's not like they're that often either.

I did hear some ridiculous comments though. People have trouble picking up my sarcasm so sometimes they take my jokes too seriously.

Example:
I took out my neighbour's kids to watch the Pokemon 2nd movie. Then I joked around how I was "The Chosen One" and stuff. I got a couple of high school friends and we like to joke around as make comments as though we are so full of ourselves in a sarcastic manner (or make parodies). A couple of weeks ago, I got an ICQ message from someone I met recently who asked me if this was some sort of way to boost my self-confidence. WTF?

 

[LordMaul]

"Motherfvcker! Look at his feet!" (I didn't know person...)

 

[fatalbert]

I see 2 possiblities for your life,

1. You cure some disease and become a famous scientist

or

2. You kill yourself in a horrible lab accident


the money is on the latter

 

[glenn1]

Well, i have two. They were both odd, said by two different ex-girlfriends, but true nonetheless.

"You have all the subtlety of an atomic bomb."

"You're the most exasperating man i've ever met in my entire life."

 

[alrocky]

I understand that when traveling abroad you may end up at one of two extremes; loving each other or hating each other. She hit me with a trifecta: "You're evil, you talk too much and you always tell me what to do." Ouch.

 

[johnjohn320]

"Sorry, Mr. Serious, man. You're so serious, I didn't mean to infringe on you're seriousness, man."

In the words of my generation's greatest philosopher, Homer J. Simpson: "Bah. Dah. Geh?"

 

[Jimbo]

Sex with you is like using an ATM. The service is great, but there's no human contact.

Russ, You should have handed her a twenty then sodomized her.

 

[Bluga]

a girl said: "i'm not interested in you"

 

[spanky]

someone once called me filipino... but i'm really chinese! *twilight zone music*

 

[gopunk]

<< someone once called me filipino... but i'm really chinese! *twilight zone music* >>



haha... when i went to china... some of the locals thought i was korean :Q

 

[spanky]

<< haha... when i went to china... some of the locals thought i was korean >>




from all the horror stories my parents tell me after reading the chinese newspapers... i'd bet they just wanted ur kideny or something. china is not the safest place to be

 

[joohang]

<< haha... when i went to china... some of the locals thought i was korean >>


A lot of Koreans think I'm Chinese.