What's the most un-macho thing a guy could do?

[Martin]

Originally posted by: kranky
While using a green glitter pen to write up an alphabetized list of grooming products to pick up at Bath & Body Works, he remembers the Wheatgrass Tofu quiche is about done and runs on tiptoe into the kitchen, accidentally tripping over his chihuahua Lady Miss Duchess, bumping into the CD player and causing a skip in Bette Midler: A Tribute to Show Tunes.

:thumbsup:

I hope this was your wild imagination and not personal experience

 

[granolagirl]

Wear a halter top, that's pink

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: kranky
While using a green glitter pen to write up an alphabetized list of grooming products to pick up at Bath & Body Works, he remembers the Wheatgrass Tofu quiche is about done and runs on tiptoe into the kitchen, accidentally tripping over his chihuahua Lady Miss Duchess, bumping into the CD player and causing a skip in Bette Midler: A Tribute to Show Tunes.

Uh oh

 

[Gunther]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I was just thinking after we got some junk (snail) mail the other day from the Houston Ballet that either going to a Ballet - or dancing in a Ballet - is probably the worst thing a 100% heterosexual man could do to prove he's not a man anymore.

Can anybody think of anything worse?

Lol you obviously know nothing about ballet. The straight guy dancers get some HOT ass.
Have you ever been to a ballet? Go to a ballet being put on by one of the top companies and you will see SO MANY hot girls in attendance.

 

[Praetorian7]

going out for drinks and ordering a white wine spritzer

 

[poopaskoopa]

Getting caught drinking Smirnoff Ice. I had a girl ask me if I grew breasts for drinking that once. It tastes good to me, damnit.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Getting caught drinking Smirnoff Ice. I had a girl ask me if I grew breasts for drinking that once. It tastes good to me, damnit.

aawwwwww. I like smirnoff ice, too. damnit!

 

[TheGeek]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Getting caught drinking Smirnoff Ice. I had a girl ask me if I grew breasts for drinking that once. It tastes good to me, damnit.

aawwwwww. I like smirnoff ice, too. damnit!

agreed :beer:

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: Kensai

Originally posted by: Otaking
There's nothing wrong with Ballet.

Worst thing is to wear PINK. :beer:

Nothing wrong with pink... It's cool. :beer:

Pink is only cool if your name is Matt, you drive a Tahoe, live with about 30 other guys in a big house with white pillars and Greek characters on the front, and your nickname is Matt the Vat.

 

[PsharkJF]

Originally posted by: randal
popped collar. ugh, freakin nonmanly nonmacho freaks

Pink popped collar. dsak;ljsad;kljsda;lkj.

 

[JoPh]

wear your sisters jeans

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've gone to the ballet. In fact, it was my idea the last time I took my wife to the ballet.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Go purse shopping

gawd.... i hate holding my wife's purse when we go shopping. she knows it and still makes me do it.

Say, when you're holding it, be sure to retrieve your balls.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: Kensai

Originally posted by: Otaking
There's nothing wrong with Ballet.

Worst thing is to wear PINK. :beer:

Nothing wrong with pink... It's cool. :beer:

Pink is only cool if your name is Matt, you drive a Tahoe, live with about 30 other guys in a big house with white pillars and Greek characters on the front, and your nickname is Matt the Vat.

this is almost me

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Go purse shopping

gawd.... i hate holding my wife's purse when we go shopping. she knows it and still makes me do it.

Say, when you're holding it, be sure to retrieve your balls.

once i got stuck carrying my freinds girlfriends purse. I was humiliated. I just don't undersand why those damn things have to be around all the time.

 

[JoeKing]

squats while he pees.

 

[brigden]

No comment.

 

[corpseofworms]

My father:

Goes antiquing
Watches Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Regularly eats just a salad for dinner
Has a errrrr, thing for cats
Still tries to entertain my sister with babytalk. She is 13.

If I didn't exist, I'd wonder about him. The really ironic thing is he's hardcore right-wing anti-gay.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: corpseofworms
My father:

Goes antiquing
Watches Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Regularly eats just a salad for dinner
Has a errrrr, thing for cats
Still tries to entertain my sister with babytalk. She is 13.

If I didn't exist, I'd wonder about him. The really ironic thing is he's hardcore right-wing anti-gay.

Typical self-loather.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Go purse shopping

gawd.... i hate holding my wife's purse when we go shopping. she knows it and still makes me do it.

Say, when you're holding it, be sure to retrieve your balls.

once i got stuck carrying my freinds girlfriends purse. I was humiliated. I just don't undersand why those damn things have to be around all the time.

Ahh, read that wrong, missed the 'friends' part.

 

[eLiu]

get a sex change?

 

[chuckywang]

Hold an Audrey Hepburn movie marathon.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Go purse shopping

gawd.... i hate holding my wife's purse when we go shopping. she knows it and still makes me do it.

Say, when you're holding it, be sure to retrieve your balls.

once i got stuck carrying my freinds girlfriends purse. I was humiliated. I just don't undersand why those damn things have to be around all the time.

You're going to love marriage. Just wait until you find yourself standing in the grocery store at 11pm trying to remember which brand of feminine hygiene product she told you to buy.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Go purse shopping

gawd.... i hate holding my wife's purse when we go shopping. she knows it and still makes me do it.

Say, when you're holding it, be sure to retrieve your balls.

once i got stuck carrying my freinds girlfriends purse. I was humiliated. I just don't undersand why those damn things have to be around all the time.

You're going to love marriage. Just wait until you find yourself standing in the grocery store at 11pm trying to remember which brand of feminine hygiene product she told you to buy.

It's no big deal if you're dating/married, because at least you're getting some (I would think). I don't see what the big deal is.

 

[Wolfsraider]

Buy her pads, Wear a clothes (dress etc...)