Whats the MOST STUPID thing you have ever been caught for?

[slycat]

Inspired by another thread...reminded me of some stupid, stupid crap i was caught doing when i was a kid.

True story of me stupid:
Sitting in bro-in-law's car crossing customs to another country. You are not allowed to bring in ANYTHING 'illegal' from the other country. Especially warned are videos, software etc..etc. So I bought a video tape and i was not gonna give it up...didn't tell nobody, stuffed it under the seat of the car.

Behold while crossing customs they flagged out our car for inspection. First place they went for was under my seat. WTF?!...pulled out the video. Office took a few looks at it, returned it to me...laughed and let us go.

Video in question: Pumping Iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[minendo]

Bringing an orange into CA from Arizona on route 40.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Stupidest thing I was ever caught doing,
was driving after drinking a lot of beer.

I was speeding,and knew I was going too fast.

Deputy Sheriff pulled me over,and I told him,man I had to be going 55mph,
when I saw you on the side of the road,near the 40Mph sign.

He said,uh yeah,you were going 56mph,I had already handed him my license
reg,and insurance cards,when he asked if I had been drinking.

I said,"Yes sir,i have 2 beers left from a 12 pack,I bought a Noon."
It was 11 pm,and I said,"I have been drinking one beer an hour,so I don't
get a DWI."

I was lucky that i did not get a breathalyzer,and I am glad to be alive.

Drinking and driving have killed too many people.
Some that I have known,too.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: minendo
Bringing an orange into CA from Arizona on route 40.

:Q

:camera:'s

 

[Thurgo0dy]

peeing on the side of my school

 

[slycat]

o yeah..one more i did.

i was playing badminton...only i was using rocks instead of birdies.
One of the rocks i was launching into the sky fell back down and hit a mercedes and
broke his windshield.

yes, it was spanking day. :|

 

[morkinva]

doing a j-turn (rockford) in front of a cop

 

[slycat]

i'm on a roll..

i was walking on a street with quite a few honies(hookers) and i reached out and grabbed one of them asses...she turned and grabbed my hand and spanked it. "Bad, naughty boy", she said.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

My son walked in on me taking a doo doo.

 

[myusername]

on his mother?

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: morkinva
doing a j-turn (rockford) in front of a cop

I live in Rockford.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: morkinva
doing a j-turn (rockford) in front of a cop

I live in Rockford.

And here I was thinking he meant a J-turn was like Rockford (james garner) made u-turns (aka brodie)

 

[shilala]

I've cornered the market on stupid, so I'll tell a story on my little brother.
We lived on a lake growing up. The water level was dropped each winter so the ice wouldn't smash the docks. On a warm day one spring I saw my little brother and his friend crawling around under the dock and playing in the sand. I walked down and asked what they were doing.
They chimed together "We're digging for gold"!!!
I looked down from the dock and saw a beautiful pile of sand encrusted cat turds.
The look on their faces when I clued them in - Priceless.

 

[brigden]

I, along with three friends, were arrested and charged with theft under $5000 for stealing a newspaper box at 17. We thought it would be funny to have sitting in one of the guy's basement. Two cruisers just happened to drive by as we were unloading it. The cop thought we took it for the money. The thought had never occured to us.

 

[dr150]

Embarrassing:

Having to open my pack at the airport and them pulling out a Playboy Vixens (w/ a revealing big titted girl on cover) mag in front of an old lady and a family with small children behind me. They all saw it too. LOL!

 

[Maetryx]

When I was 19 I was working for the university housing department cleaning the dorms for summer conference guests (kind of like working housekeeping at a hotel). I had just watch Weird Al Yankovic's movie UHF. I was doing my best imitation of the lumberjack guys with the long rubber chins who were kind of yodeling in a way reminescent of mongoloids imitating the sound of turning over a cold engine that wouldn't start. LLLLLlluuuuulLLlllllLluuuuuhhhhLLluuuuhhhh! as I walked down the "vacant" hallway of the dorm. Of course, a super attractive Russian woman comes out of her room to ask me a question just as I hit about 120dB of volume on my retard yodeling.