What's the most random question you've ever been asked out of the blue?

[AStar617]

I just had a flashback to freshman year in college. I was busy working on a music production project, and the kid next door was in my room watching TV cuz he didn't have one. I guess Primetime Live was on, but I didn't know because I was so engrossed in what I was doing. So the next question definitely came out of left field for me:

"Yo... you think Diane Sawyer is fvckin'?"

About 45 seconds later it finally registered and I spun around in my chair like "Wait... WTF are you talking about?!"

Hah.

 

[captains]

are u cheating on me?

 

[lozina]

edit: nm not a question..

how bout... "is it true what they say about big feet?"

 

[Semidevil]

"Yagt:......."

 

[MattCo]

Um...

 

[Argo]

"So how big is it?", asked by a female friend who I wasn't dating...

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: captains
are u cheating on me?

u speld r rong

A coworker who wasn't interested in me wanted to see my johnson She went so far as to strip to get me to show it off after I was initially like, 'wtf, no'. At work.

 

[blackdogdeek]

my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

 

[cKGunslinger]

This one, honestly.

 

[meltdown75]

hmm... one that comes to mind was from my wife's cousin @ a party. I ran in to her and we started chatting when she floors me with:

"So, is (your wife) a slut?"

I still cannot wrap my head around that one! She was wasted, but still...

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

 

[TheBDB]

buttseks?

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

teh w0rst EVAR, indeed. Here's a couple on me. :beer: :beer:

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

:laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

:laugh: that is hilarious!!!

Don't feel bad, this works the other way around but in Grade 11 (16 yrs old), the day we were all leaving for a week long ski trip in Quebec, I called my mom and asked if she could do into my night table, get my condoms, and bring them to the school before we left. She nearly had a heart attack and looking back, I can't blame her!! :shocked:

edit: yes she brought them and yes a couple got used

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

LOL

 

[chowmein]

"are you gay ... seriously?"

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
my mother asked me "when you moved out do you remember if you took your x-rated videos with you?"

Please continue the rest, this one sounds like it's going places.

i pretty much said that i thought i had left them and my mother proceeded to tell me she looked but couldn't find them and then said that if i had taken them could she and my father borrow them because they had watched theirs so many times that they had memorized theirs.

worst conversation evar.

:laugh: that is hilarious!!!

Don't feel bad, this works the other way around but in Grade 11 (16 yrs old), the day we were all leaving for a week long ski trip in Quebec, I called my mom and asked if she could do into my night table, get my condoms, and bring them to the school before we left. She nearly had a heart attack and looking back, I can't blame her!! :shocked:

edit: yes she brought them and yes a couple got used

Who was the lucky guy?

 

[Brutuskend]

Are your teeth caped?


Uhhh Nooo.