Whats the matter with people?!?!

Soybomb

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I was just talking to one of my my friends on ICQ who works at walmart, he said that they had found some guy pleasuring himself in the domestics aisle today so I inquired farther and found out...

"a german woman spotted him and was crying because "he had his pizza in his hand"

and then

"the only assistant manager there went and told him to get the hell out basically....he demanded to be checked out, and to have his wife paged to let her know to go to the car....the manager refused and forced him out....the cops blockaded his car, and took him away in cuffs"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?! I really can't imagine what was going through this guys head. I mean I think lysol is great and all but.....
 

Viper GTS

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Doesn't everyone jerk off on the domestics aisle? I figured that was why they had so many hand towels...

:confused:

Viper GTS
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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OMG, that is so funny in an awful, nasty kind of way. I couldn't imagine what would make a guy start fondling himself in Wal-Mart. I'd hate to have to have been the employee who got the job of telling him to stop squeezing his Charmin.

 

Regine

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Depends on how cute he is - j/k!

Nah, there's just nothing ever going on here - at least something like that would make shopping more interesting ;)
 

Soybomb

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LOL Toolgirl!

So if you were an employee and walked up on this guy what would you say to him? :)
 

ltk007

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If I worked at Wal-Mart I wouldn't go near the guy. I'd just go on the PA system and say "will the guy jacking off please pull his pants off and go outside, I repeat, will the guy jacking off please exit the store"
 

vi edit

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[scratchy intercom voice] Clean up, Domestics Isle [/scratchy intercom voice]
 

purplehayes

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Thank you vi_edit. Now every time a hear that scratchy voice on the intercom, I'll bust out laughing.

PH
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