What's the lowest you have stooped to get some?

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Originally posted by: Alienwho
Originally posted by: thraashman
Originally posted by: Alienwho
My plan B girl really must hate my guts. When i'm going out with a bunch of other girls, I'll never call her. When I run into a dry spell i'll call her up and bam she suddenly thinks i'm back. I'll hang around for a few weeks until I meet other girls again, then bam I fall off the face of the planet for months at a time. I run into another dry spell and call her up, she agrees to hang out "only as friends". That lasts about 5 minutes and then she thinks we're back together. It's a cycle i've repeated with her 7 or 8 times.

Ok, doing it two or three times is low. Seven or eight times is .... well ... either impressive on your part or extremely pathetic on hers. Her male friends must hate you so much, especially the ones trying to hook up with her themselves.
I know, it's not something I feel great about. It's a combo of her being pathetic and me causing her to fall madly in love with me, and her knowing she won't ever be able to do better than me.

I'm not much of a jerk in real life. But somehow we have the relationship where i'm the "Jerk" semi-boyfriend. That happens because after not seeing her for a few months I think that maybe she's matured and grown up a little. So I go back and realize that she still annoys me to no end, not to mention she has no direction in life, no talents, and is stuck in a dead end job. I try to motivate her, she makes new promises to do things (go to school or whatever), she doesn't, that bothers me and that combined with the fact she's so clingy just pushes me away. Then the cycle repeats itself. The only reason i'm able to tolerate it for a few weeks is because she's gorgeous.

She brought it on herself. If she'd do something with her life she'd be more attractive. Last summer she turned down the opportunity to be a traveling nanny for some wealthy european royalty as they traveled throughout europe. She would have seen the most amazing places in the world, gotten paid for it, and they offered to pay for her college education and send her to some prestigious european school in her off-months. Yeah she threw that opportunity away because she was scared to get out of her comfort zone. Screw that.



Maybe she has something that keeps her from doing things like that, like depression or low self esteem. I'm sure you telling her how she fails at life helps that.

Give me her phone number, I'll fix your problems ;)
 

Alienwho

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Maybe she has something that keeps her from doing things like that, like depression or low self esteem. I'm sure you telling her how she fails at life helps that.

Give me her phone number, I'll fix your problems ;)
Actually, i'm the only person in her life that encourages her to do better, go to school, finish a marathon, whatever else (which is why i can always get her back, cause i know she craves hearing my non-sugarcoated truth). A free trip to see the world with european royalty who also offer to pay for your your education is the best cure in the world to any kind of low self esteem issues she has. I know she doesn't have depression. She's just scared to try new things cause she thinks she'll fail. <edit> and I should say that drives me nuts because i'm an adventure junky. I love going to new places and doing new things all the time.
 

kingtas

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I've been a man whore most of my life, so it would be really hard to think of the lowest stoop.
 

weirdichi

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Originally posted by: kingtas
I've been a man whore most of my life, so it would be really hard to think of the lowest stoop.

Give us your top three.