What's the lowest you have stooped to get some?
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lokiju
Lifer
- May 29, 2003
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The lowest? Well I went all the way down in your basement to get some from your mom! :laugh:
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That is something to be proud of.
Take a week to appreciate such an accomplishment
Anandtech Moderator
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That is something to be proud of.
Take a week to appreciate such an accomplishment
Anandtech Moderator
Whered you lay though? I mean, if you were at like 500 feet, I could be on the roof at sea level and be lower then you.
trying to get a drunk girl with a bf to hook up with you is fun until you find out he's 6-4 220 lbs on the USC football team...
Nice.
Shoulda got their mom too.
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You should of stopped while you were ahead
Take a week off also
Anandtech Moderator
Of course I'll still respect you...
I don't mind waiting until you're ready (always a bs line that girls really like)
Just the tip...
I don't mind waiting until you're ready (always a bs line that girls really like)
Just the tip...
My plan B girl really must hate my guts. When i'm going out with a bunch of other girls, I'll never call her. When I run into a dry spell i'll call her up and bam she suddenly thinks i'm back. I'll hang around for a few weeks until I meet other girls again, then bam I fall off the face of the planet for months at a time. I run into another dry spell and call her up, she agrees to hang out "only as friends". That lasts about 5 minutes and then she thinks we're back together. It's a cycle i've repeated with her 7 or 8 times.
thraashman
Lifer
- Apr 10, 2000
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Ok, doing it two or three times is low. Seven or eight times is .... well ... either impressive on your part or extremely pathetic on hers. Her male friends must hate you so much, especially the ones trying to hook up with her themselves.
Nailing my old best friends girl. I've known him for 17 years 
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He's become a supreme d1ck (no excuse for what I've done though) and I thought she was "the one". I stopped the "affair", because she never left him, and we only started what we did on the thought process that she was leaving him. She still calls me, but she stays with him. Now she's "found church" though, so she supposedly isn't going to do anything, but she told me the other night that she wanted me to meet her at this show she went to with a friend to "take her in the bathroom because she hadn't had really good satisfying sex since she last saw me.". It's bad because we all email regularly and I see him every now and then. We all have to act like nothing happened or is happening.
Women are dogs as much as men are.
I'm lower than the bottom of dog sh1t, but damn if this girl doesn't make my insides all gooey.
Think, a hot Sarah Michelle Gellar.
.He's become a supreme d1ck (no excuse for what I've done though) and I thought she was "the one". I stopped the "affair", because she never left him, and we only started what we did on the thought process that she was leaving him. She still calls me, but she stays with him. Now she's "found church" though, so she supposedly isn't going to do anything, but she told me the other night that she wanted me to meet her at this show she went to with a friend to "take her in the bathroom because she hadn't had really good satisfying sex since she last saw me.". It's bad because we all email regularly and I see him every now and then. We all have to act like nothing happened or is happening.
Women are dogs as much as men are.
I'm lower than the bottom of dog sh1t, but damn if this girl doesn't make my insides all gooey.
Think, a hot Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I know, it's not something I feel great about. It's a combo of her being pathetic and me causing her to fall madly in love with me, and her knowing she won't ever be able to do better than me.
I'm not much of a jerk in real life. But somehow we have the relationship where i'm the "Jerk" semi-boyfriend. That happens because after not seeing her for a few months I think that maybe she's matured and grown up a little. So I go back and realize that she still annoys me to no end, not to mention she has no direction in life, no talents, and is stuck in a dead end job. I try to motivate her, she makes new promises to do things (go to school or whatever), she doesn't, that bothers me and that combined with the fact she's so clingy just pushes me away. Then the cycle repeats itself. The only reason i'm able to tolerate it for a few weeks is because she's gorgeous.
She brought it on herself. If she'd do something with her life she'd be more attractive. Last summer she turned down the opportunity to be a traveling nanny for some wealthy european royalty as they traveled throughout europe. She would have seen the most amazing places in the world, gotten paid for it, and they offered to pay for her college education and send her to some prestigious european school in her off-months. Yeah she threw that opportunity away because she was scared to get out of her comfort zone. Screw that.
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