Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Note to self.. Never shower at cremator's house
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:
Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?
He's the king.
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:
Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?
He's the king.
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:
Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?
He's the king.
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:
Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate? Yes
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?$1clearance@Wallys, so... Yes
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work? n/a
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?Yes
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?If I had enough bills, this would happen; Yes
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes? n/a
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"? I bought hundred of cards one year & had them all stamped. All I have to do is wait for mom to pick them up, so SHE can address & mail them off. So Yes.
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?I canceled most of my subscriptions just because I'm too lazy to even open one up & read/oogle at anything. Yes again.
He's the king.
Originally posted by: Czar
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:
Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?
He's the king.
all hail the king
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Originally posted by: cremator
Me, I'll pee in the shower (when I'm taking a shower of course) to avoid having to flush the toilet. You?
Originally posted by: Modeps
I come home after work and sit on the couch for about a half hour.