Whats the laziest thing you do on a daily basis?

cremator

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Me, I'll pee in the shower (when I'm taking a shower of course) to avoid having to flush the toilet. You?
 

cremator

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Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Note to self.. Never shower at cremator's house

Hey, you wash your ass in shower too, urine is probally cleaner than ass juice =p
 

kranky

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You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?

He's the king.
 

Ilmater

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I don't know, I'm pretty lazy. If I can't reach the remote by stretching my arm, I'm liable to watch even the worst show for hours. If I need something out of my car once I get in the door at home, I wait until the next day to get whatever it is; I'm not going back out once I'm in. I'm frequently too lazy to get myself a drink. I could go on, but you get the picture.
 

welst10

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Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?

He's the king.

:thumbsup: winnar!
 

Czar

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Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?

He's the king.

all hail the king
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?

He's the king.

Wow that guy's good!

For eating over the sink.... haven't we all?
The goodwill T-shirt thing is pure genius :D
For $95 if it's a real wax job with the buffing than it's a steal!
The $25 a week was a little steep, I only pay $15 ;)
and the pre-printed Christmas cards.....just :D

I have new aspirations in life.
 

Yanagi

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I come home from work, sit in front of the computer until my fiancee cleans the cat litter tray. I do cook though :p
 

eakers

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i come home from work and do the computer thing from like 5-6.30.
then i cram my workout and chores into the next 4 hours.

i like my downtime though, i get to talk to my baby :)
 

Coquito

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Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate? Yes
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?$1clearance@Wallys, so... Yes
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work? n/a
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?Yes
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?If I had enough bills, this would happen; Yes
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes? n/a
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"? I bought hundred of cards one year & had them all stamped. All I have to do is wait for mom to pick them up, so SHE can address & mail them off. So Yes.
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?I canceled most of my subscriptions just because I'm too lazy to even open one up & read/oogle at anything. Yes again.

He's the king.
 

alexeikgb

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Originally posted by: Czar
Originally posted by: kranky
You think that's lazy? That's not lazy. You should meet my old roommate. Did you ever:

Stand over the sink eating leftovers out of the storage container to avoid using a plate?
Buy old T-shirts for 20 cents at the Goodwill, then throw them away so you don't have to wash/dry them?
Pay the downtown parking garage $95 to wash/wax your car while you're at work?
Only wear loafers or sandals because "regular shoes come untied too often"?
Get stuck with $300 in bounced check fees because you set the entire world up for automatic payments from your checking account, and when one of the companies accidentally double-billed you in March you never knew it because you don't even open your statements, let alone balance your account?
Pay a neighborhood kid $25 a week to cut your grass, which takes all of 20 minutes?
Hand out unaddressed Christmas cards with your pre-printed signature at a holiday party, because "it takes too long to write out the envelopes"?
Cancel your newspaper subscription because having to walk to the end of the driveway in the morning to pick up the paper "isn't worth it"?

He's the king.

all hail the king
 

MacBaine

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Aug 23, 2001
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I usually sit on ATOT for at least a half hour at a time between classes, when I should be clenaing, doing homework, or something else constructive.
 

ArmchairAthlete

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Back before I left for college I did this one: Simply rest a new roll of toilet paper on top of the metal rod instead of properly taking out the rod and putting the roll on it so you can spin the roll of TP.
 

nakedfrog

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One of my staples when I was still a single man was Tombstone pizza. I would cook it, then pull it out of the oven and eat it--no cutting, no plates, no dishes dirty whatsoever (since you cook them directly on the rack).
The laziest thing I do now may well be sending my oldest daughter all about the house for things I don't feel like doing myself.
 

Thegonagle

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Originally posted by: cremator
Me, I'll pee in the shower (when I'm taking a shower of course) to avoid having to flush the toilet. You?

"You can't do that. You'll mix up the pipes!"

</Seinfeld reference>

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :) )
 

Koing

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I have my shirts buttoned up to about the last 3 buttons or so. I just 'slip' it on over my head as I really can't be bothered to do the buttons up when I wear my shirts :p

Only problem now is that I use to be stick thin and it was alright but now I'm more built so have to undo one more button :p. Dam it don't really want to buy a bunch of new shirts!

Koing