Whats the grossest thing you've ever done/experienced?

[aphex]

I had a cyst on my back once that grew to the size of a large golf ball under the skin. Some friends discovered it one day while scratching my back and decided it would be best to push on it to pop the head (it looked like a large pimple, that was the only part exposed).

After 5 minutes of agony, and two girls pushing and prodding, the sucker blew. Shooting the nastiest stuff youve ever seen nearly 6 feet into the air, onto the wall, all over the couch, and onto both girls faces & clothes. Horrible Horrible sight.

My god, i cant believe im telling this story. I still have nightmares about that day.

 

[Dissipate]

I picked my nose and ate my boogers once.

 

[IanthePez]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dighn]

tmi

 

[oLLie]

Your mom is pretty high on the list.






jk


That is a very nice story, btw.

 

[Crusty]

:disgust:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: aphex
I had a cyst on my back once that grew to the size of a large golf ball under the skin. Some friends discovered it one day while scratching my back and decided it would be best to push on it to pop the head (it looked like a large pimple, that was the only part exposed).

After 5 minutes of agony, and two girls pushing and prodding, the sucker blew. Shooting the nastiest stuff youve ever seen nearly 6 feet into the air, onto the wall, all over the couch, and onto both girls faces & clothes. Horrible Horrible sight.

My god, i cant believe im telling this story. I still have nightmares about that day.

heh gross!

i had a cyst on my a$$ when i was in high school. I had to go in for a physical and asked the doctor about it (it was huge!) he just squezzed it and it exploded. it was was leaking etc for a few days latter. it was nasty ass hair with dried puss is nasty.

 

[Anghang]

awesome description! ....more more!!...haha

 

[Lager]

I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

 

[caitlion]

hahah thats gross

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

 

[Banana]

Aphex and Waggy: You forgot to mention those cysts stink!

I worked with a doctor once who popped a patient's cyst--He tried to aim it at me but missed--That b@sturd!

I can't describe the grossest thing I've done because I'll get banned

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

 

[LordMaul]

Probably the time when I was about 12 years old or so, and I was rollerskating around my (small) driveway. I ended up skating up to the opening of our garage and couldn't stop in time to not go INTO the opening of the garage....only to hit the little lip in the cement that went up, leading into the garage. My skates hit it and I went over, my knee landing on a electric drill with a little drill bit still in it. The bit went right into my knee and kind of around, cutting a big flap of skin that promptly filled up with gravel and sand and grit when it slid off the drill onto the garage floor.

I decided this was the sh!t, and that it was a great time to 'operate' using my newly aquired medical tools from a friend of the family. After securing the flap of skin back, I proceeded to rinse out the wound, and pick each little grain of junk that had gotten lodged in there...(Arrrgh, gives me the willies just thinking about that godawful feeling I got when I stuck the metal tweezers/tongs into the exposed skin). After that, I unclamped the skin flap, washed out the blood(that I was now practically covered in) and bandaged it up.

:disgust:

However, I swear I sprouted the first couple dozen chest hairs doing this manly procedure.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: aphex
I had a cyst on my back once that grew to the size of a large golf ball under the skin. Some friends discovered it one day while scratching my back and decided it would be best to push on it to pop the head (it looked like a large pimple, that was the only part exposed).

After 5 minutes of agony, and two girls pushing and prodding, the sucker blew. Shooting the nastiest stuff youve ever seen nearly 6 feet into the air, onto the wall, all over the couch, and onto both girls faces & clothes. Horrible Horrible sight.

My god, i cant believe im telling this story. I still have nightmares about that day.

OH GOD THAT IS SO NASTY

Dude. :Q

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
Aphex and Waggy: You forgot to mention those cysts stink!

I worked with a doctor once who popped a patient's cyst--He tried to aim it at me but missed--That b@sturd!

I can't describe the grossest thing I've done because I'll get banned

hey what causes a cyst? i also had a small one on my ear.


I don't know if it stinks. i was NOT going to smell something that came out of my as$

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

Pfft, the Million Dollar Dream is a joke! Learn some armbars, triangle chokes, and guillitine chokes. The Tazzmission is also pretty effective (especially with body scissors).

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

Pfft, the Million Dollar Dream is a joke! Learn some armbars, triangle chokes, and guillitine chokes. The Tazzmission is also pretty effective (especially with body scissors).

The most painful submission hold I've encountered was Sharpshooter. My back feels like it's going to rip in half.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

Pfft, the Million Dollar Dream is a joke! Learn some armbars, triangle chokes, and guillitine chokes. The Tazzmission is also pretty effective (especially with body scissors).

The most painful submission hold I've encountered was Sharpshooter. My back feels like it's going to rip in half.

The bad part about it is it's not practical. Try slapping it on someone who's resisting.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

Pfft, the Million Dollar Dream is a joke! Learn some armbars, triangle chokes, and guillitine chokes. The Tazzmission is also pretty effective (especially with body scissors).

Armbars are vicious. Also, the rear naked choke is great, and that one hold, the Lion Killer. But I don't know how to do that one or if it has another name; I've just had it done to me. Also, if you've ever had a leg lock around your throat, you know how fun those are too.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: coldcut
I once piledrived my brother on the bed and while doing it, the legs or the frame of the bed gave away, giving him a vicious powerbomb. He beat the crap out of me after that.

piledrive? powerbomb?

No, the supposely piledriver turned into a powerbomb after the legs gave away on the bed.

He should be happy. A piledriver is a lot more dangerous than a powerbomb.

I also tried to do the Perfectplex on him (Fisherman Suplex) but I don't have the balance or the lower body strength to hold it up.

Nah, that powerbomb was pretty vicious. Could of broken his neck.

So it was more like the powerbomb that Lesnar gave Holly that put him out for a year?

You should stick to painful submission holds...less dangerous.

Sort of, but the bed is real soft so he was only, just pissed off at me.

Yeah, that Lesnar powerbomb was vicious.

I know a few submission holds, like the Million Dollar Dream baby!

Pfft, the Million Dollar Dream is a joke! Learn some armbars, triangle chokes, and guillitine chokes. The Tazzmission is also pretty effective (especially with body scissors).

Armbars are vicious. Also, the rear naked choke is great, and that one hold, the Lion Killer. But I don't know how to do that one or if it has another name; I've just had it done to me. Also, if you've ever had a leg lock around your throat, you know how fun those are too.

Most viscious submission hold ever was The Cross-Face Chicken-Wing by Bob Backlund.