What's the greatest distance between two cities in the US? And a hooker question.

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Say if you were to drive across the US between the cities that are the furthest apart.

Best I can come up with is Neah Bay, Washington and Key West, Florida. Comes out to about 3,618 miles.

And lets say a friend were you buy me a hooker, is that still prostitution? What could I be arrested for? I didn't pay for anything. My friend isn't receiving paid sex. The hooker seems like the only one who could get in trouble...

Also, how much more gas would be needed to drive some weight (just for example, approximately the weight of a dead hooker) from one corner of the US to another?

Edit: Woops, forgot to mention, just continental US.

 

[highland145]

Alaska?

 

[Gibson486]

for the 2nd question....


you must be pretty numb not to know the answer....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The friend would get nailed for pandering. You might skate, depending on if you knew it was a hooker or not.

 

[MotF Bane]

....what the fuck?

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

I love how well the 3 questions work together... What have you done?

 

[KGB]

Ya know, it's threads like this that keep me coming back here once in a while.

To the OP... question #3 needs an approximate mass of said dead hooker.

 

[Blackjack200]

No, this makes total sense. That's why when I pay a pimp and have sex with his ho, I haven't broken any laws.

 

[F1N3ST]

Uh, lmgtfy? Oh, ATOT came up, otherwise no.

http://www.google.com/search?source...hest+distance+between+2+cities+continental+us

 

[coldmeat]

What if I were to purchase a $1 item for $50 from a hooker, then we had sex?

 

[mb]

What if I were to purchase a $1 item for $50 from a hooker, then we had sex?

Works for NFR software - I don't see why it wouldn't work in that situation too.

 

[zerocool84]

A+ thread

 

[kalrith]

If we just go by the Google Maps default, then Eureka, CA, to Blaine, ME is 3,623 miles: link.

 

[Svnla]

What if I were to purchase a $1 item for $50 from a hooker, then we had sex?

What? no Bing cashback or any kind of rebates?

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Does anyone have a map?

Please tell me something: what continent is Alaska on?

That's right...it is part of the North American continent, same as Florida.

Now, if you mean the contiguous United States that is different. But Alaska IS part of the continental US.

 

[Tristicus]

Horrible attempt at trolling. 0/10

 

[jiggahertz]

Does anyone have a map?

Please tell me something: what continent is Alaska on?

That's right...it is part of the North American continent, same as Florida.

Now, if you mean the contiguous United States that is different. But Alaska IS part of the continental US.

Continental US can be taken to mean the lower 48.

 

[Judgement]

Say if you were to drive across the US between the cities that are the furthest apart.

Best I can come up with is Neah Bay, Washington and Key West, Florida. Comes out to about 3,618 miles.

And lets say a friend were you buy me a hooker, is that still prostitution?

wat?

 

[ShawnD1]

wat?

This. I have no idea what the OP is asking.

 

[silverpig]

3671 miles from Washington to Maine

There's a shorter route that goes through Canada, but I made it go only through the US.

 

[dardarla]

I think he wants to figure out what city he should travel to get his friend to buy him a hooker. He then wants to drive said hooker (now dead) to city that is as far away as possible.

This protects him from going to jail because
1. Hooker is from other side of country, so they will never link the body to the missing hooker
2. Friend bought the hooker, so if cops do connect the body to them the friend is gonna take the fall.

OP just wants to figure out how much gas will cost so he can compare the cost of driving with the risk of dropping the body sooner.

 

[mesthead21]

What in the hell?


Just go to Vegas

 

[shortylickens]

ya know, it's threads like this that keep me coming back here once in a while.

To the op... Question #3 needs an approximate mass of said dead hooker.

225

 

[Judgement]

225

lbs?

If you're just out to bone a fat chick why bother paying a hooker

 

[kalrith]

3671 miles from Washington to Maine

There's a shorter route that goes through Canada, but I made it go only through the US.

6894 miles from Washington to California

There's a shorter route that goes through Oregon, but I made it go through Florida.