• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

what's the funniest thing you've ever done under the influence

P

pclstyle

Platinum Member
just curious, hopefully this isn't against forum rules.

just thought it might be interesting to share some of the more amusing things people have done while under the influence of anything. note AMUSING, not MESSED UP. no one wants to hear about the time you ground up your family and fed the remains to your neighbors as chicken pot pie.

for me, i remember i was watching training day in the theater and i suddenly discovered that i was one of those skeleton warriors from one of those ridiculously bad movies about mythology done back in the day. i wandered up and down the side stairs making hacking and slashing gestures with my arm until my friends dragged me out in embarassment. yes, i was obnoxious, yes i fell under the category of annoying dumbass, but 2 years later it's still a fun story to talk about

how out yalls 😀 ?
 
oh and i was hitting on some dudes mom at a party......apparently i was drunk or something and i told him i was gonna be his new daddy
 
me and my wife went to walmart feeling "not low" and we were wandering the aisles when we got to the baby section. We picked up a stuffed toy, one of those that you squeeze and it plays a little song. We were standing there for like 20 minutes listening to the song and we were like "What is this song? I know this song!!" so we kept passing the toy between us trying to figure out what the hell song it was....

finally we looked at the toy and it was a stuffed mouse climbing a stuffed clock and it said hickory dickory dock on it... we must have spent the next 30 minutes laughing i'm surprised they didn' kick us out. then again is was like 2am so nobody was around.
 
Well on the firehydrants around here, we have those long polls with a reflector on them so cars can see them better. My friend was walking ahead of me, pulled it back, and it whipped back at me. I was on the ground for a good 15 minutes, and we were both laughing hysterically.

The other stories...meh I can't really share 🙂
 
Walking home at around 7 am from a girl's house, in the good mood that is commensurate from that situation, I decided to wander around downtown to check it out. I'd just moved back to my hometown, so I wanted to see what had changed, and what hadn't.

I ended up in an allyway, and saw a fire escape that wasn't blocked off. Naturally (in drunk logic, at least) I decided to climb up onto the rooftop. Pretty good view of the street, and so I decided to circle around the block via the rooftops, just because of the interesting perspective.

I had to jump down from a higher wall onto a lower roof to get to the end of the block. This was an ill-considered move. When I had had my eyefull of the street, decided to backtrack to get down. I came to the wall, and realized that I could never climb up it. So I wandered around the lower rooftops, seeing if there was another fire escape. There wasn't.

At this point, I was seriously considering using my cell to call the cops on myself, just so they could get me down. Staggering over to the wall from which I had jumped down, I realized that around the wall the rooftop wasn't that much higher than the one I was on. I ended up "spidermanning" my way around the wall, hanging drunk out over the three story drop to the street below. Managed to get around the barrier, and climbed shaking down the fire escape.

Possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done. Unless you count the time a misunderstanding almost led to my buddy and I being charged as sex criminals, but that's another story.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top