I once built a computer in Paraguay. It was in this little run down shack with no running water or electricity. The mosquitoes were as big as hawks and all the coke runners were shooting up the jungle outside our hooch. Def leppard was playing on the Victoria and the sangria was flowing freely.
The sweat was running down my face and it was hard to hold the parts. But, I didn't have to worry about static electricity. As I was sliding the hard drive home into the box I heard a little yelp. Seems like I had steeped on a gecko and he was mad. While my friend shot up the place trying to kill the gecko, I added the CD ROM to the box. Just then there was a knock on the door.
Seems the coke runners had heard the commotion and came over to see what was going on. While those coked up natives had their way with the dead gecko I finished the build. They all looked around in amazement at the wonder they had found (my new PC) and congratulated me. I was ready to show them my skills and start fragging online. But then it hit me! Sex with a dead gecko, YUCK! Any way, I digress.
I set up the new PC with the monitor, keyboard, etc and was ready to go. I grabbed the plug and, and, WTFOMGBBQ! There was no place to plug it in! They had no electricity (and no internet as I was to find out later but that's another story).
That's the strangest place I have ever built a computer and the last time I build one in Paraguay, in the jungle with coked up natives, shooting and boinking all around me. Anyone want to buy a used gecko?