What's the funniest Mod edit you've seen?

[Chooie]

Let's make a compilation of our favorites To keep it interesting, only post something that hasn't been already listed. I'll start with my favorite,

Moderators can also rhyme,
Although they seldom have the time.
Locking & banning are somber duties;
We'd rather play and shake our booties.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[ltk007]

The one you just posted. I spit soda all over the screen when I saw it.

 

[RaDragon]

it's not funny, but it's the first one that stuck to my mind when i foolishly asked, 'are the mods always watching?' and they replied...

Yes, we are omnipresent

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Yeeny]

I have two of them. The one you posted Chooie, and the one posted to me that read:

I am the Great and Mighty Mod
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Or something to that effect, I cannot find it.

 

[nickdakick]

Not funny but the one that got me in deep trouble

Auf Wiedersehen

 

[Ulfwald]

I like the one in the Billyhill thread

Okay, now, I want to see CREATIVE flaming. Not just tired old name calling. I'm in the mood for some good entertainment. As long as I see some creativity, I won't nuke the turd just yet.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

LMFAO

My fav is...

Time to let Monel out of his cage. Next time he pees on the floor, he is getting chained outside.

Anandtech Moderator

 

[Viper Frag]

Time to let Monel out of his cage. Next time he pees on the floor, he is getting chained outside.

Anandtech Moderator

LMAO!!!!

 

[Howard]

LOL

The Mod accidentally deleted my Vote your Elite Members thread, and put it back up. I think Viper-Frag mentioned this.

 

[Sacotool]

lol!

 

[Farbio]

i like my sig one, but i think the monel one is great....i think its time for a sig change i about pulled an ltk and spit my coke on the screen!

 

[prodigy]

Someone had this in their sig.

Something to the like of:

Your post was locked because it sucked.

 

[DaBoneHead]

what did you get banned for paulson? I thought you were in with everybody but lozer. They pick on you, but it is because they like you, er well everybody but that Russ guy... (JUST KIDDING)

 

[Viper Frag]

The Mod accidentally deleted my Vote your Elite Members thread, and put it back up. I think Viper-Frag mentioned this.

Yucky I'm not even sure that I've mentioned this before, you could be right. Damn coronas. :|

 

[ltk007]

I think Paulson got banned both times cause he had a few choice words for Dam. I remember prick but I forget the other one. If it weren't for Russ being a mod Paulson would be long gone

 

[Viper Frag]

I think Paulson got banned both times cause he had a few choice words for Dam. I remember prick but I forget the other one. If it weren't for Russ being a mod Paulson would be long gone
LOL!!!!

Russ is a Mod? :Q

 

[Russ]

ltk007,

Your continued presence at this BBS is conclusive evidence that I'm not a Mod.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Farbio]

lol russ

 

[ltk007]

<< Your continued presence at this BBS is conclusive evidence that I'm not a Mod. >>


To think all this time I thought you liked me Russ, I'm so disappointed... I have a feeling you haven't banned me so you'd have someone to kick around when its that time of the month and you are feelin bitchy.

 

[Midnight Rambler]

Though relatively recent, this one was pretty good :

Many of you feel that we Mods are heartless and inhumane. This is only partly true. We have hearts. They are just not exactly like yours. For the record, ours are purple and have three aortas.

We ARE, however, inhumane.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Soybomb]

Actually I really appreciated the one a few days ago when some O/T were really roasting some WM(emory)C's in their thread. When it was mentioned that the mods locked their thread and told them to come here, the mods replied back something to the effect of &quot;we didn't really think they'd do it!&quot;

 

[GreenBeret]

Ltk: I hate to break it to ya', but NOONE likes you. Just go away! :|
















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