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what's the dumbest thing you've seen someone do?

CraKaJaX

CraKaJaX

Lifer
here's mine, just happened tonight.

Let me set the scene for you. Embry Riddle university....Daytona Beach. It's about 9:30 PM. Me and 2 friends are walking around campus and decide to walk into another housing building. The doors are glass doors. The doors we are walking up to have another set of doors on the other side of the building (hallway) so you can see directly through the building. On the other side through the doors we see this chick running pretty fast.
We enter the building and are all side by side in the hallway, taking up most of the hallway. We hear the doors open behind us and hear the girl breathing hard from running. Since most of the hall is taken up, she tried to run by me and squeeze between me and the wall. She failed, badly. As she squeezed by me moving fast, she ran right into one of those metal boxes that stick out of the wall -- i'm not sure what they are for but you know what I mean. her face slammed into it directly, and knocked her out cold. her cell phone flew about 30 feet down the hallway. this has got to be about the dumbest thing i've ever seen a person do. how the f*ck dont you see a big ass box sticking out of the wall? my ribs still hurt from laughing, but we did get the guy at the front desk when we were done laughing 😀
 
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
here's mine, just happened tonight.

Let me set the scene for you. Embry Riddle university....Daytona Beach. It's about 9:30 PM. Me and 2 friends are walking around campus and decide to walk into another housing building. The doors are glass doors. The doors we are walking up to have another set of doors on the other side of the building (hallway) so you can see directly through the building. On the other side through the doors we see this chick running pretty fast.
We enter the building and are all side by side in the hallway, taking up most of the hallway. We hear the doors open behind us and hear the girl breathing hard from running. Since most of the hall is taken up, she tried to run by me and squeeze between me and the wall. She failed, badly. As she squeezed by me moving fast, she ran right into one of those metal boxes that stick out of the wall -- i'm not sure what they are for but you know what I mean. her face slammed into it directly, and knocked her out cold. her cell phone flew about 30 feet down the hallway. this has got to be about the dumbest thing i've ever seen a person do. how the f*ck dont you see a big ass box sticking out of the wall? my ribs still hurt from laughing, but we did get the guy at the front desk when we were done laughing 😀
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Stoned kid in HS gym class take and knock an OBVIOUSLY cracked arrow and try to fire it... I mean... you could see the shaft swaying when he picked it up.

The shaft broke and the rear two thirds pierced his bow hand. from behind the thumb knuckle UNDER the first digit and out between his index and middle fingers...

 
I saw a guy use a hydraulic jack and a LARGE steel bar to spread a coil spring on a car once. The bar slipped out under EXTREME pressure and WHACKED him in the forehead ringing his chimes GOOD!

Unfortunately the guy was me....😱
 
I nominate myself for something I did not so long ago....

I was making my 3 year old some curly fries in the oven at 425. Timer went off, I open the oven, and reach in a grab the pan with my hand full grasp like I am Wonder Woman😕
 
I was at Willamette Park in Portland one fine summer about twenty years ago, when it was THE place to hang out at during the summer...

A couple of squids pulled up in some pseudo 'rod, and proceeded to back the car down the boat ramp to wet the tires in the Willamette River, in an attempt to do a 'fogger' or burnout... As the driver backed into the water, he apparently panicked because of the steepness of the boat ramp, killed the car, and failed to step on the brakes all at once... The car quickly rolled into the river and began to float out about 30 feet and quickly began to sink. Both guys exited quickly, to the laughter of everyone within viewing distance... The car was later pulled out of the river by a large truck... What I wouldn't give for a video tape of that...
 
The most stupid thing?

I see stupid people walking side by side taking up entire fsking hallways like they own the place. Morons.
 
In chem lab: Saw someone pour room-temp water into a 300 F crucible filled with chemicals... ceramic shattered and flew everywhere, along with magnesium sulfate or whatever it was at the time...
 
Biology 8th grade.

Kid takes a scalpel (we were cutting up frogs) and sticks it next to his thumb. He presses his thumb against it so hard that he cuts it straight to the bone. Then leaves it in there and raises his bloody hand to ask if he can go to the nurses office.

WTF?
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Biology 8th grade.

Kid takes a scalpel (we were cutting up frogs) and sticks it next to his thumb. He presses his thumb against it so hard that he cuts it straight to the bone. Then leaves it in there and raises his bloody hand to ask if he can go to the nurses office.

WTF?
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Why was an 8th grader given a scalpel????
 
No shlt. A was walking out of FedEx today, Morgan Keagan Building downtown, and walking to my car, this older, large, black woman asked me the time. I stopped, turned around, pulled out my cell phone, and said, "It's 3:15." She said, "Thanks. You looking for a friend this afternoon, maybe someone to talk too?"

"No, thanks," was the first thing that I said.

Of course, after I turned back around, torward my car, I figured out WTF she meant. I kept thinking to myself on the way home, "WTF, WTF? Wait, who is paying who here? What the, What the freakin' fvck?"

I am not the best lookin' guy in the world. But I mean, WTF, WTF? Wait, who is paying who here? What the, What the freakin' fvck?"
 
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: illusion88
Biology 8th grade.

Kid takes a scalpel (we were cutting up frogs) and sticks it next to his thumb. He presses his thumb against it so hard that he cuts it straight to the bone. Then leaves it in there and raises his bloody hand to ask if he can go to the nurses office.

WTF?
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Why was an 8th grader given a scalpel????
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What do you use to disect frogs? Q-tips?
 
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