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No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
told my girlfriend about all the times i cheated
never ever do that!!!!
JB
Originally posted by: Balt
I almost became a Darwin Award candidate.
Several years ago, after a big storm, an old cypress tree on our property had a limb fall off of it. The only problem was the limb was somehow still attached to the tree by a thin sliver of bark. The attaching bark was out of my reach, and I didn't feel like walking back up to the house to get the appropriate tool to saw it apart. So, with the dull hatchet that I had brought with me I decided that I could Apache the limb off if I threw the hatchet at just the right spot. I backed up a few paces to what I considered a safe distance and let it fly.
The good news: I hit the tree at exactly the point I had been aiming for.
The bad news: The hatchet was now bouncing right back in the direction of my head.
My reflexes are usually not that fast, but in this case before my brain even comprehended what was going on my legs just went limp and I fell to the ground while the hatchet passed right where my head had been.
Yeah, I do incredibly stupid things sometimes.
Oh, and the limb still didn't fall off the tree.
OMG, LOL. Sorry to laugh at your near death experience, but that was funny.
Originally posted by: vegeto456
Oh man. Driving home from school with 3 of my friends when i was 16, I swerved at this big ol mexican guy who was j-walking. So we're all laughing and all of a sudden right behind me is the mexican guy honking his horn. We were all scared sh!tless. So we drove to the nearest police station and parked. And he drove off.
Moral of the story: NEVER FVCK WITH M3XIC4NS
Originally posted by: vegeto456
Oh man. Driving home from school with 3 of my friends when i was 16, I swerved at this big ol mexican guy who was j-walking. So we're all laughing and all of a sudden right behind me is the mexican guy honking his horn. We were all scared sh!tless. So we drove to the nearest police station and parked. And he drove off.
Moral of the story: NEVER FVCK WITH M3XIC4NS
Originally posted by: KnightGalahad
Feel in love with a girl online (Her in Oregon, me in NYC), and then she broke up with me 3 years later, (after only meeting once for 4 days). Then watch her preceed to meet a new guy online, move in with him (He lives in NJ), and then get engaged to him.
Originally posted by: Rufio
Originally posted by: KnightGalahad
Feel in love with a girl online (Her in Oregon, me in NYC), and then she broke up with me 3 years later, (after only meeting once for 4 days). Then watch her preceed to meet a new guy online, move in with him (He lives in NJ), and then get engaged to him.
that is some stupid sh!t.
Originally posted by: damiano
i did your sister
and she is pretty dumb
Originally posted by: blazert40
I'd have to say the stupidest thing I've done was hook up with the best friends girl friend when we were both drunk then hiding it then him finding out and fvcking up or life long friend ship over something so unmeaningful to me. Good leason though, I never put myself in a situation anymore where I may be getting drunk with a friends gf/so.