Whats the dumbest/funniest wreck you have gotten into?

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Izzo

Originally posted by: se7enty7
you people that hit and run should die. that is all

damn fvcking straight. Take some damn responsibility for your sorry ass selves. I would gladly introduce my trusty Easton baseball bat to the skull of the mofo who hit my parked car and didn't leave a note.

If only I had found the bastard that hit my car....:|

 

[isaacmacdonald]

I let my gf drive. she crashed into a fvcking tree. 4 yrs later, I'm still a bit pissed.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Then another time in 1999 I was listening to the radio - I think Chris rock actually on CD, and not the radio - but anyway, I was not paying much attention and ran over 2 kids on a crosswalk. Although one of them got away scott free the other is a permanent cripple. But you know when I think back to it I can't help but laugh. My God Chris Rock is a funny buggar!

OMFG, ROFLMAO!!!! That was pretty damn funny.

 

[oniq]

I remember in my '91 Galant I was leaving for work one morning. The sun was coming over the horizon so it was bright as hell and my window started fogging up.. as I went to turn into a 711 I drove over this little island of small rocks and sh!t (you could hear the rocks getting kicked up as I tried to make it thru..), there was a bunch of people out looking at me and I just drove away embarassed as hell lol.

 

[glugglug]

Don't know if you would call this a "wreck"...
I was rollerblading at UCF, having gotten up to about 45-50mph from going downhill. I heard the sprinkler system kicking in. (Every night they water all the sidewalks and the tops of all the buildings, NOT the "grass".) So I tried to stop short to avoid getting soaked. Ended up doing an unintentional triple somersault starting in mid-air, followed by sliding on my ass for a bit. Literally burned a hole through my back pocket and part of my wallet, which was smoking when I finally came to a stop.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Today I hit a pole backing out of the carport. http://tortoisehead.com/pole/small/

 

[AreaCode707]

Car in front of me stopped fast, I did too, and we both waited for some pedestrians to cross the street. Car in front of me pulls away, I take my foot off the brake and am about to apply the gas, and WHAM! F350 decimates my little Mercury Sable from the back. The 17 year old kid admitted, to his credit, that he was watching the corvette going the other way and didn't even see me. He came into my car and totaled it at about 35-40 mph.