Whats the dumbest/funniest wreck you have gotten into?

[Jetblade]

Mine would have to be trying to change the radio on a friends car stereo. I had to duck down to see the buttons and stuff.........next thing you know, I hit a parked car. :Q

 

[Ryan]

Well, whe I was 14 I hit the side my aunts garage with her Mazda MPV, that's it.

I've never gotten into another accedent, never gotten a ticket, nor have I been pulled over by the cops

 

[jagr10]

I was half asleep at 6am once and had to drop off my mom at the subway. On the way I looked down at the radio and the car started steering to the left and i didn't know until i hit a parked car and its side mirror fell off. Nobody saw so I took off. It was an old piece of crap I hit so no biggy and no major damage. The side mirror can be glued back on.

 

[m2kewl]

none. i don't like getting my baby hurt!

 

[Spoooon]

I was half asleep after working a long shift at a grocery store. It was dark and raining and the parking lot looked gray... the exact same color as the light poles scattered around the parking lot. I managed to drive right into one as I was leaving.

 

[Goosemaster]

When I was like 18 I was on my way to crew practice when everyone kept on asking me for a ride there...and they kept pilling in...had like 10 people in there...in a 1995 FOR FSCKING ESCORT COUPE|!!!!


Anyways, I made it through almost all of the trip and LIE A FSCKING BLOCK from the boarthouse I HIT A SAAB @ like 5mph because the brakes didn't grab on hard enough and I made her metal bumper accent fall off.

<--remembers his wipmping-ass self in the day all teary eyed thorughout the rest of that day beause he thought his mom was going to kill him even though i am like 6' tall and she is like 5' tall.


LOL.

EDIT: THe accident happened in a three way intersection so people were yelling hteir asses off at me...


<--laughing at his pussy-ass self...buwhwhahah..I wasa wimp.

2 yrs later the only accident I've had invloved some drunk plowing into my parked car at night...look back at my threads and you'll find my posts with pics.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

I ran into the rear end of a parked car....in my bike


I unded up laying face down on the concrete in FRONT of the car

 

[crazygal]

I was parking my car and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't back up (so I could straighten out). I looked over to the right and noticed that I was rubbing against the car next to me, almost lifting the front left side of it off the ground. I pulled out and parked in another spot.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: crazygal
I was parking my car and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't back up (so I could straighten out). I looked over to the right and noticed that I was rubbing against the car next to me, almost lifting the front left side of it off the ground. I pulled out and parked in another spot.

So why were you rubbing up against the car? Trying to hump it?

 

[zixxer]

you people that hit and run should die. that is all

 

[nativesunshine]

sitting at a yield sign...waiting for cars to pass...car in front of me..i thought had already gone.

Saw an opening (no cars coming)..and floored it. Hit car in front of me. He got away w/ nothing...i have scratches and my license plate is dented. i cried like a baby the whole way home..nearly getting into another accident. Good thing he didn't ask for my info..he kinda said "fvck it.." and drove off. He didn't seem overly pissed...but he did try to blame something that was on his back bumper on me. He had some sort of sticker..and it was white..and he tried to say..MY car's paint (which is silver)..left a mark on his car. I got down..and was like.."uhh, sir..my car's silver, this STICKER is white". That's when he said Fvck it..and drove away.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: crazygal
I was parking my car and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't back up (so I could straighten out). I looked over to the right and noticed that I was rubbing against the car next to me, almost lifting the front left side of it off the ground. I pulled out and parked in another spot.

My old roommate did that once. He was backing out and didn't know why he wasn't moving. It turned out he was backing into a parked car.

 

[StageLeft]

Let's see...in 1994 I got into a 5 car pileup and the hilarity was that not only did the car in front of me have an occupant suffer a fatality, but so did 2 of the others in the 5 car pileup!

Then another time in 1999 I was listening to the radio - I think Chris rock actually on CD, and not the radio - but anyway, I was not paying much attention and ran over 2 kids on a crosswalk. Although one of them got away scott free the other is a permanent cripple. But you know when I think back to it I can't help but laugh. My God Chris Rock is a funny buggar!

 

[conjur]

Who was the person up here who hit a parked car while trying to keep some shakes from falling over in the passenger seat after hitting a fast-food drive-thru???

 

[yobarman]

I never actually wrecked but I was very very close! I was behind this Police van for a few streets, and right before the exit for the freeway, there is this gorgeous slammin ass girl walking her dog on the side of the road, and I'm just staring at her. Well the light before the exit turns red and I SLAM MY BRAKES and come so damn close to rear ending a police van. My heart was racing for a while after that one.

 

[Queasy]

Hmmm. 1992 I was driving my GMC Jimmy to school when this lady who just dropped off her kid came roaring out of the school parking lot, cut me off, and caused me to mutilate the right front side of her land yacht. She and two other women got out of the car and had these funny marks on their foreheads. I initially thought the accident was my fault and said to my two friends in the car, "Holy sh!t, what did I do to them?"

Fortunately, they were fine. It was just Ash Wednesday and they were Catholic.

 

[EyeMWing]

Alright. Not an open road accident, but definitely fscking funnier than yours. Had the '77 Sierra in the back yard attached via some seriously hardcore chain to a 50 foot tall, very thin tree. We were trying to bring it down, but didn't want to leave a stump. So we grabbed some shovels and dug out around the stump and cut the roots. Kept trying to pull it down with the truck as we cut off the roots. Anyway, I got out of the truck and went back to help hack away at a few more. I left it in neutral to keep tension on the lines. Cut a few roots and start walking back to the truck.

I noticed the lines go slack next to me and my brother yells "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" and the truck starts rolling. The tree comes down on the top of the closed tailgate and makes a massive dent, and the truck keeps rolling out from under the tree only to roll straight into another one.

Why did the tree fall? My idiot brother hit it with a hammer, which was apparently enough to throw it off balance.

 

[edro]

I rear ended this ooooolllllllddddd black lady one time. She was driving this oooolllllddddd POS Cadillac. I crunched the back in, and she was laughing and said, "Ahhh.... this is an old piece of sh|t anyways... I won't tell anyone if you don't." Then she left. w0000t!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I was riding in the car that hit me.


I was sitting in the back of my parent's car, we were headed out to dinner. My dad's looking back to make sure he didn't hit his truck, he ended up using the nose of thier Cherokee to wipe the side of my Grand Prix.

 

[b0mbrman]

One time I was driving my girlfriend's car and I ran into a guard rail on the freeway. I was about to break up with her before it happened but when it did, I felt bad and stayed with her longer and got mired in the whole situation and stayed with her for another two years.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I had a friend in high school who hit a parked car because he was checking out a guy (I guess he thought it was a woman-the guy had long hair).

 

[Izzo]

Originally posted by: se7enty7
you people that hit and run should die. that is all

damn fvcking straight. Take some damn responsibility for your sorry ass selves. I would gladly introduce my trusty Easton baseball bat to the skull of the mofo who hit my parked car and didn't leave a note.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I was leaving a concert one evening during the summer and some chick in an Escort rear ended me (I was stopped in traffic). I was driving my Step Dad's 1971 Buick Century conv with a trailer hitch on it. I got out and looked at the damage, her car was jacked up! Coolant was leaking out of it, the girl didn't have her seatbelt on so there was a nice big bulge in the windshield exactly the size of her head and she was hysterical (but mostly uninjured-except for some glass in her forehead). Then I got back in my car and pulled it over to the side of the road the hitch on my car pulled her front bumper off.

There happened to be a traffic cop standing right beside my car when this chick slammed into me. I just talked to the cop for a minute and he told me there was no reason for me to stick around so I drove home-he would attend to the chick with the glass in her head and get her car towed.

There was no damage to my Step Dad's car.

Pretty funny.

 

[Abhi]

Couple of gals (7 of them in one car!!!!) driving a hatchback rear ended my old 4 door saloon while i was stationary at a traffic light.

No damage to my car...(strong rear bumper!! ).. apart from paint scrapes. The women lost the both headlights, the grill, the bumper, dented the bonnet....

Didnt know what to do.. yell at em or feel sorry for em

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Let's see...in 1994 I got into a 5 car pileup and the hilarity was that not only did the car in front of me have an occupant suffer a fatality, but so did 2 of the others in the 5 car pileup!

Then another time in 1999 I was listening to the radio - I think Chris rock actually on CD, and not the radio - but anyway, I was not paying much attention and ran over 2 kids on a crosswalk. Although one of them got away scott free the other is a permanent cripple. But you know when I think back to it I can't help but laugh. My God Chris Rock is a funny buggar!

:Q


WTF DO I SAY TO THAT?!?


YOu never responded to my wife/hot/pic thread by the way...:evil: