What's the difference between...

[Rudy Toody]

1) An epileptic oyster shucker and a diarrheic prostitute?

2) A woman reading the Bible and a woman in a bathtub?

3) A band of pygmies and a women's basketball team?

4) A logger who is a member of Mensa and an astronaut in a space suit?


A1) One shucks between fits...

A2) One has hope in her soul...

A3) One is a bunch of cunning runts...

A4) One is a smart feller...

 

[PhoenixOrion]

lol.

 

[chuckywang]

So wrong, yet so funny.

 

[Stumps]

meh....very ordinary

 

[Zugzwang152]

better than the usual fare here. good job :thumbsup: