Originally posted by: Navid
I read once that on the current modules in the market, all the chips are accessed evenly. So, there is no reason for only one chip to heat up while the rest are cool. If that is true, heat spreaders are useless!
Correct!
But they were useful for RDRAM, as I understand it. They are also very useful if you are in the business of selling "designer overclock" memory to naive "enthusiasts", and wish to cover-over the actual mfgs of the PCBs/DIMMs/chips used in the modules, lest they find out that they are paying double for the same memory with a $2 piece of metal slapped onto each side. (You can tell I'm not exactly a fan of that sort of product, right?

"Extreme Voltage"? Ha! Crap-Silicon, more like.)
What would be more interesting, would be actual DIMM heatsinks. For the crazy ones running 3.4v vDIMM, they might actually be useful. I envision something like a metal mesh, but with raised "waves", kind of like a flat pasta noodle, and a lasagna noodle on top. But it would be done in alternating rows, kind of like scanlines, and each row of "waves" would be offset/out of phase by 90 or 180 deg. I think that would cool reasonably well, it would have at least double the surface-area of a normal flat metal DIMM heatspreader, while hopefully allowing enough clearance to place DIMMs side-by-side. Another possibility, would be to have the majority of the cooling element only on one side, and have enough metal-to-metal contact (clips holding both sides on?), to give enough thermal transfer between both sides, so that one side with increased surface area could effectively cool chips on both sides of the module.
Btw, for those that don't believe that heatspreaders are just for show - consider this - nearly all of the first-tier memory DIMM mfgs (those that also mfg DRAM itself, and then produce and sell their own-made boards), do NOT use heatspreaders on their premium-quality 1st-tier DIMMs. That should tell you something right there if they are really truely needed or not. (Plus, they would make the DIMMs less price-competitive, those heatspreaders do cost a bit extra. But for those companies that are charging an arm and a leg premium anyways for their re-labeled RAM, what's a couple of bucks for a colored strip of metal with their logo on it?)