What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

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2Xtreme21

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Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

There are so many going around work today... :D
 

BeauJangles

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What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?

They've both been clubbed by Norwegians.
 

glenn beck

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
 

Pepsei

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Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.
 
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Heh.. we got a bunch going on my favorite blog. Tiger Woods decided to show up for the Cal Stanfurd game and was booed by half the stadium's Cal fans. It was kinda sad. Then the crush struck, and everyone's joking about it... in particular making references to the tree.
 
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