What's the difference between a Tornado and a wife?

[Braznor]

No difference.

Both scream on arrival and take the house alongwith them while leaving.

 

[JRock]

Meh I laughed.

 

[HN]

One blows, the other doesn't?

 

[CityShrimp]

chuckled. better than that deer joke in that other thread though. 5/10

 

[FP]

They both suck the life out of you and leave you with nothing?

 

[BoomerD]

What does a tornado and a texas divorce have in common?


Before it's over, someone's gonna lose a trailer...