What's the difference between a liberal hippy douche

JulesMaximus

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and a religious conservative douche?

Liberal hippy youth: wants to work, wants to help people, wants more programs to help the poor (kind of like Jesus), anti-war

Religious conservative douche: wants to work, wants to keep and hoard all their money, wants to eliminate programs to help the poor, wants to kill people not of their faith (kind of the anti-Jesus, or the anti-Christ if you will)

:colbert: :p
 

IronWing

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Religious conservative douches are better dressed and don't smell as bad. Hippies wear their faults on their sleeves, literally. Conservatives keep their faults in their hearts.
 

LookBehindYou

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I think people who only have one view, either far left or right, liberal or conservative or whatever are idiots. Just like people who will only blindly vote republican or democrat no matter the candidate. Ignorant mofos.
 

Sixguns

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Being a "Religious conservative douche" I disagree. I try to help out so called "poor" people, could care less of what religion or god you serve, and dont mind spending my money for whatever reason.
 

tboo

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and a religious conservative douche?

Liberal hippy youth: wants to work, wants to help people, wants more programs to help the poor (kind of like Jesus), anti-war

Religious conservative douche: wants to work, wants to keep and hoard all their money, wants to eliminate programs to help the poor, wants to kill people not of their faith (kind of the anti-Jesus, or the anti-Christ if you will)

:colbert: :p

You've been around here long enough to know this post doesnt belong in this forum. Too scared to post in P&N?
 

KeithP

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Liberal hippy youth: wants to work, wants to help people, wants more programs to help the poor (kind of like Jesus), anti-war..

wants to work Not exactly, they want to get paid large sums for as little work possible.

wants to help people Only if the helping is paid for by other peoples taxes
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/opinion/21kristof.html

wants more programs to help the poor see above

anti-war Because they are cowards and are afraid of serving in the armed forces. Since they would feel some guilt if other people fought their battles, they want nobody to fight.

I didn't bother reading the conservative part, you were so wrong on the hippy youth I can't imagine you did any better with the conservatives.

-KeithP
 

zanejohnson

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You know whats really funny is that most people who never took a college level politics or government class dont understand even what liberal/progressive vs conservatism thinking is....

Are you happy with the status quo of society? Or could it use change? Conservatism would be status quo.

The government? Happy with status quo? Conservatism....


What the propoganda channels would like you to believeis quite that propoganda...and they are shaping the vote.
 
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One thinks their shit don't stink and the other just stinks like shit?
 

zanejohnson

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I bet alot of the people involved in ows are actually conservatist....because if the status quo did change...they wouldnt have anything to bitch about.
 

SlowSpyder

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In my experiences the liberal hippy youths often want, no not want, they often expect a $60k minimum starting salary with an associates degree.
 

CPA

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I guess churches are really liberal, hippy havens as they provide billions of dollars of assistance to the poor.

And OP, there is NOTHING wrong with keeping the money you earned.

Jesus, what a stupid thread.
 

HamburgerBoy

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and a religious conservative douche?

Liberal hippy youth: wants to work, wants to help people, wants more programs to help the poor (kind of like Jesus), anti-war

Religious conservative douche: wants to work, wants to keep and hoard all their money, wants to eliminate programs to help the poor, wants to kill people not of their faith (kind of the anti-Jesus, or the anti-Christ if you will)

:colbert: :p

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Argo

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Op, this was spoken like a 12 year old kid that overheard his parents and now wants to sound smart by repeating this in a public forum.
 

GotIssues

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You must be a liberal hippy, because you took shots at the conservative religious types and characterized the liberal hippy in what they want to be seen as, rather than what they actually are.

I think people who only have one view, either far left or right, liberal or conservative or whatever are idiots. Just like people who will only blindly vote republican or democrat no matter the candidate. Ignorant mofos.

I tend to agree with this statement. It's amazing to me how many people identify with a single side, then just blindly follow that side instead of putting some actual thought into the issues at hand.
 

JulesMaximus

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wants to work Not exactly, they want to get paid large sums for as little work possible.

wants to help people Only if the helping is paid for by other peoples taxes
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/opinion/21kristof.html

wants more programs to help the poor see above

anti-war Because they are cowards and are afraid of serving in the armed forces. Since they would feel some guilt if other people fought their battles, they want nobody to fight.

I didn't bother reading the conservative part, you were so wrong on the hippy youth I can't imagine you did any better with the conservatives.

-KeithP

What would Jesus do?
 

Bateluer

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and a religious conservative douche?

Liberal hippy youth: wants to work, wants to help people, wants more programs to help the poor (kind of like Jesus), anti-war

Religious conservative douche: wants to work, wants to keep and hoard all their money, wants to eliminate programs to help the poor, wants to kill people not of their faith (kind of the anti-Jesus, or the anti-Christ if you will)

:colbert: :p

Bull.
 
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Religious conservative douches are better dressed and don't smell as bad. Hippies wear their faults on their sleeves, literally. Conservatives keep their faults in their hearts.

Conservatives are more likely to be obese and pretty sloppy dressed, IMO. Have you ever been to the south?