Just go to the store and try them on, you friggin' hermit. You will find a 'style' of Levis that fits your preference and/or proportions.
And no one will know you're not wearing Diesel or Ed Hardly or what-the-shit-ever. If you really need to be cool, get a drill and make some holes.
Umm, I think you have just committed about 3 logical fallacies here.
I cant try on the stuff I want because very little is actually available around here. Manassas is full of undocumented immigrants and they buy 15 dollar wal-mart jeans. I already know those dont last long. Interestingly, they can be quite comfortable.
I am not a hermit, I leave the house every day. M/W/F I am gone 12 hours.
I dont care about people knowing or not knowing I wear Diesel, in fact if you had actually read the posts in this thread, you would know what my attitude is on such brands.
I do not want to look cool. I do not know what Ed Hardly is.
I would never drill holes in my jeans. That shit was stupid back in the 80's and makes even less sense now.
And hypothetically if I were so inclined, I would not use a drill anyway, I'd use a pocket knife.
Christ I dont think I've ever seen so much fail from one post in a jean thread before.