What's the Deal With The New Barbie Movie?

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Not anything I care about or would pay to see, but it seems to have a lot of people upset enough to make news.


Ted Cruz shreds 'Barbie' movie for including 'Chinese propaganda' map

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New York Post|22 minutes ago
Senator Ted Cruz unleashed boxed-up anger at the upcoming "Barbie" movie for including what his office called Chinese communist propaganda in the anticipated summer blockbuster, out ...


Vietnam bans 'Barbie' movie due to an illustration showing China's territorial claim

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ABC|6 hours ago
State media have reported that Vietnam has banned distribution of the popular "Barbie" movie because it includes a view of a map showing disputed Chinese territorial claims in the South China Sea


Barbie Gets 12A Age-Rating in the UK for Bad Language, Innuendo, and Dangerous Behavior

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IGN|2 hours ago
Barbie is out of her box and ready to party (ah, ah, ah, yeah) in her big screen debut this summer, and the UK's 12A age-rating is warning viewers of strong language, moderate innuendo, and dangerous behavior.


Far-right pastor asks God to curse "Barbie" film because it's "full of transsexual"

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LGBTQ Nation|3 days ago
Right-wing Christian preacher Kent Christmas has asked God to "loose a Holy judgment" on the live-action Barbie film — even though it hasn't even come out yet — because it is allegedly "full of transsexual and transgender and homosexuality.




What's this world coming to?
 

mindless1

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Seems like it's going to have some inappropriate content for the age group of kids who play with barbie dolls.

At the same time, the solution is simply not to watch it, rather than trying to go all cancel-culture on it.

It'd be a hoot if someone got ahold of a screener, and released a pron parody of it before it even hit the box office.
 
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Barbie is freaking PG-13? WTF? Do they not know their audience age?? Hope this movie bombs hardcore.

Why the heck is the Barbie movie showing a maps like this? Are they trying to show the child labor sweatshops where they their products are manufactured? :D Honestly, it has nothing to do with the story and they are obviously trying to appeal to a certain market by catering to them to increase viewership. Very weird all around.
 
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As stated, not a fan at all. Just a bunch of stuff popping up in the news.


Though, Margot's kind of cute.

They missed out though. Should have done it in the 80s when Donna Dixon was in her prime.
 

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MrSquished

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What else are the cancel culture conservatives going to get up in arms about now?

I will definitely stream this at some point eventually. I like that director. And Margo Robbie and Ryan Gosling.
 
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mindless1

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I'm not a barbie fan at all, but I still kinda wanna watch it, at least a few minutes to see what it really is. I don't mean box office prices, it'll turn up on youtube or elsewhere eventually and I'm not in a hurry.
 

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Is... Is that the image that has people flipping their shit? Not really looking at that map and if I am I'm not looking at some dashed lines that are supposed to represent the south china sea or something?
Well to be honest it's not really the image. It has more to do with what the image implies. What ever that is apparently Ted Cruz and the country of Vietnam do not care for that implication.
 

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Why are righties getting their panties in a bunch over Barbie gender questions when from what I remember the doll never had genitalia.
 

HomerJS

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Ted Cruz is an asshole who is full of shit. The movie Top Gun which righties applauded had a Chinese edit version.

He needs to shut the hell up and the Texas electrical grid fixed.
 

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Kent Christmas is a ridiculous fucking windbag who can eat a mile-long turd and go back for seconds.
 

Meghan54

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Yea, that's a pretty shit map. There's dotted lines elsewhere, and Europe seems to be missing.
It’s Barbie’s travel map…dashed lines are the routes Barbie has taken. She’s a toy, remember? The map being cried about exists in Barbieland…or whatever they call the toy world Barbie lives in. It’s not the real world.
 

Meghan54

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But honestly, if cons don’t have something to cry about, they don’t know what to do with themselves. Then they have to resort to diddling their sisters again.
 

lxskllr

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It’s Barbie’s travel map…dashed lines are the routes Barbie has taken. She’s a toy, remember? The map being cried about exists in Barbieland…or whatever they call the toy world Barbie lives in. It’s not the real world.
My point is nothing can be determined by the map cause it's so shit. I'm to assume she drowned at sea since the dotted lines stop in the ocean?
 

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Well of course it's a stupid movie. Barbie world vs real world. Morphed into real world. Naturally it will bring out the idiots like Ted Cruz. What else has Ted to do with his time? It's not like he is a productive member of congress or would even propose legislation to actually do good for the people. No, Ted is more concerned about a movie. A Hollywood fantasy. And I would assume Ted is obsessed with the Ken doll thing. I wonder how many Ken dolls Ted has in his collection? I wonder of any of them have pants?
 
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For the "who is going to see this?" crowd the answer is apparently: basically the whole country

Barbenheimer blowing the doors off for the biggest weekend since Endgame in 2019, estimated somewhere north of 300M for all films in release.

https://deadline.com/2023/07/box-office-barbie-oppenheimer-barbenheimer-1235443828/

Barbie has a lot of bragging rights beyond owning a dream house: At an estimated $161M, it’s the biggest opening of 2023 easily after an opening day of $70.5M (we’re still waiting on numbers from Warner Bros) . Oppenheimer is eyeing $77M after a $33M opening day — just mindblowing that a 3-hour adult drama could emulate what’s akin to a superhero movie in its first installment. It’s a testament to the fan power of Christopher Nolan, which he accumulated from his Dark Knight days, the 18-34 bunch here still strong at 59%. Both movies get solid A CinemaScores. Note, whatever the industry is calling safely here this morning could payout like a broken slot machine by tonight: Whenever there’s heat on a movie, it just keeps going up and up and up at the box office.
 
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Does Trump still have the ability to Classify with his Mind? Imagine how awesome that would be to some....
 

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Ryan Gosling is apparently solid in Barbie, he went through some shit to understand Ken, the fact that Ken is just an accessory in Barbie's world.

I'm interested in watching Barbie from a light hearted entertainment standpoint. I think people need good quality high production value movies that are not all Grimdark everything sucks.