What's the biggest ass of yourself you've made lately?

[compuwiz1]

The other day, I asked a woman when her baby was due. She snapped back, I'm not pregnant!!! Ouch! 🙁
I guess she was just large boned, hipped and tummied. :Q

2nd biggest: Posting here. (Had to get that out of the way, before the ATOT refs called it) 😉

 

[Specop 007]

Rule #1, never ask "About the baby" unless they bring it up first!

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Rule #1, never ask "About the baby" unless they bring it up first!

I usually won't but I was so sure she was pregnant, no doubt in my mind. I could swear I even saw it kick. Apparently it was the McChicken she had for lunch trying to get comfortable somewhere.

 

[Kaieye]

Pulling right in front of a bus and him honking like crazy for about five seconds at me. I do OWN the road...

 

[meltdown75]

LOL - nice one 🙂

mine was at a party recently. a friend's sister is getting married, and i asked, "oh really to ___ ___?"

her response, "um, she hasn't dated him for years."

😱

OP: see this 😀 Text

 

[cmv]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL - nice one 🙂

mine was at a party recently. a friend's sister is getting married, and i asked, "oh really to ___ ___?"

her response, "um, she hasn't dated him for years."

I think you're feeling awkward about that is what made an ass of you if you really felt that way because honestly, who the heck keeps track of junk like that except for immediate friends and family. I know some people do but I don't think it's common courtesy to keep track of relations to the n-th degree.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: cmv

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL - nice one 🙂

mine was at a party recently. a friend's sister is getting married, and i asked, "oh really to ___ ___?"

her response, "um, she hasn't dated him for years."

I think you're feeling awkward about that is what made an ass of you if you really felt that way because honestly, who the heck keeps track of junk like that except for immediate friends and family. I know some people do but I don't think it's common courtesy to keep track of relations to the n-th degree.

heh, i agree. still felt like pwnage though. 😀

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The other day, I asked a woman when her baby was due. She snapped back, I'm not pregnant!!! Ouch! 🙁
I guess she was just large boned, hipped and tummied. :Q

2nd biggest: Posting here. (Had to get that out of the way, before the ATOT refs called it) 😉

Believe it or not I did the same thing with my sister-in-law after having not seen her for some time. Very embarrasing for me.

 

[MisterJackson]

I called the MS activation line the other day and got the typical indian CSR who sounded like a woman, but I accidentally said "No sir.....I mean no maam, sorry". The CSR said I am a sir, sir.

God that was awkward.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: cmv

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL - nice one 🙂

mine was at a party recently. a friend's sister is getting married, and i asked, "oh really to ___ ___?"

her response, "um, she hasn't dated him for years."

I think you're feeling awkward about that is what made an ass of you if you really felt that way because honestly, who the heck keeps track of junk like that except for immediate friends and family. I know some people do but I don't think it's common courtesy to keep track of relations to the n-th degree.

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