What's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up?!?!

LOLyourFace

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No really, I really don't get it.. what's the big deal? Girls, just put it down... just like how guys put it up to do their business..

Am i missing something???

 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: pyonir
are you Jerboy already established in another username?

Well he hasn't mentioned his boyfriend, lightbulbs, or launched into a tirade... I doubt it. :)
 

brnbngls

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Women complain about this mostly regarding last night pee needs. It's the middle of the night, they have to go really bad, rush in (keep in mind that just waking up you're still a little out of it) and go to sit down and then sploosh. Not a pleasant surprise by any means.

I never really understood why this is such a problem for guys. It takes a half a second to reach up and pull the seat back down. Quit being lazy.
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: brnbngls
Women complain about this mostly regarding last night pee needs. It's the middle of the night, they have to go really bad, rush in (keep in mind that just waking up you're still a little out of it) and go to sit down and then sploosh. Not a pleasant surprise by any means.

I never really understood why this is such a problem for guys. It takes a half a second to reach up and pull the seat back down. Quit being lazy.

quit being needy :D
 

pulse8

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Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
wtf? what is with these nefs?

my question is totally legitimate... and wtf is Jerboy

buahahahahahah

Totally legitimate? Do you think you're the first guy to think up this question? :)
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
what is with these nefs?

actually, i just posted in your thread because i don't like you. but, i'll leave your thread alone now.
 

Murpheeee

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you should try the old cling-film over the toilet bowl trick.....really give them a reason to complain ;)
 

toph99

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women need to stop being so petty. they have to have the seat down no matter what, i need the seat down half the time. If i have to put it up to pee, they should have to put it down to do the same, if they don't look it's their own damn fault :p i have only ever sat with the seat up once, and the second i hit the water i promised myself to always look beforehand, and i have never done it since
 

Hammer

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Well its hard to explain but it reminded me of a joke which I think will clarify. I'm sure the women on this board will love me for this one, but this is for illustration purposes only. ;)

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They'd rather sit in the dark and b1tch about it.


It's pretty much the same thing with the toilet seat. :p
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
what is with these nefs?

actually, i just posted in your thread because i don't like you. but, i'll leave your thread alone now.

Yeah, I'm just stalking pyonir, really..nothing to do with you. Sorry, I'll leave now.
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: hammer09
Well its hard to explain but it reminded me of a joke which I think will clarify. I'm sure the women on this board will love me for this one, but this is for illustration purposes only. ;)

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They'd rather sit in the dark and b1tch about it.


It's pretty much the same thing with the toilet seat. :p
Yep. It's just not worth it. When it really comes down to it it should not make a difference but somewhere along the way women somehow got organized that this was their "right", that it makes perfect sense for it to be down when in actual fact it does not.

 

Kinger

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If your wife/girlfriend "falls in" and get her ass wet because of you...it's almost certain that you wont be getting anything of yours wet ;)

 

Therapist928

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
what is with these nefs?

actually, i just posted in your thread because i don't like you. but, i'll leave your thread alone now.


Hahaha... usually I don't even bother with threads like this but i gotta agree with pyonir - I don't like you either.
 

coolred

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I got one for you guys, for an entire week or month or something, put the seat down, but also put the other seat cover top thing down as well, then see if you girlfriend, wife whatever complains about always having to put that top thing back up.
 

Michael1897

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Originally posted by: Therapist928
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
what is with these nefs?

actually, i just posted in your thread because i don't like you. but, i'll leave your thread alone now.


Hahaha... usually I don't even bother with threads like this but i gotta agree with pyonir - I don't like you either.

same here

edit: btw who started this thread? ah well can't be anyone important