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Whats the best/worst or any old joke you feel like posting?

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andy9o

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So the other day I was slacking at work, trading dead baby jokes with my co-workers, when someone threw out a joke I'd never heard before. It wasn't spectacular, but enough to make me laugh.

Whats the best thing about have sex with twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.
 
Well, since we are on the horrible pedophilia jokes...

What is the WORST thing about having sex with an eight year old?

Getting the blood off your clown suit...


My joke is WAY better than yours and it is about as offensive as they get...
 
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
 
A guy is walking down the street and sees an elderly man sitting on the curb, crying. Thinking he ought to offer some help, he asks the old man if anything is wrong.

"I am 80 years old. My wife is a 24-year-old fashion model who is a millionaire and a gourmet cook. And we have sex five times a day."

The guy says, "Well, that actually sounds pretty good. So why are you crying?"

Sobbing, the old man says, "I can't remember where I live!"
 
Just heard a joke from my colleague at work,

what's the difference between a bucket of pigs afterbirth and a bucket of sand?

You can't gargle with Sand

🙂

out of an office of 4, 2 people laughed - 2 were just left speechless
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, since we are on the horrible pedophilia jokes...

What is the WORST thing about having sex with an eight year old?

Getting the blood off your clown suit...


My joke is WAY better than yours and it is about as offensive as they get...
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*gasp* awful!!! *giggle* you should be *giggle* ashamed of yourself! *giggle*
 
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a frothy mug of grog. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants but doesn't bring it up. The pirate orders a few more during which time the curiosity of the bartender reaches the breaking point. The bartender asks the pirate, "Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arg! And it's driving me nuts!"


😛
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Why did the Andrea-Doria sink?

Because it was wopsided.

*groan*
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Oh man, that's a good one to tell at the dinner table with some eye-tie friends...
 
I told my gf about this thread, and she told me she had a dirty joke. Then she told me I was NOT allowed to post it. ATOT wins.

A pig jumped in the mud.
 
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