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What's the best way to cover up a bout of flatulence?

I cough at the same time, but people have told me they can tell. Is there a right way to do it?


Sigh....How many times..oh nevermind. Looks like another thread headed for the toilet


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Originally posted by: daveymark
I cough at the same time, but people have told me they can tell. Is there a right way to do it?

Solve the farting problem. Eat more fiber so you crap out all the bad smells.
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
I cough at the same time, but people have told me they can tell. Is there a right way to do it?
really, just go take a dump and you won't be fluffing all the time.

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Baked
Get a plug, so when you build up enough gas you'll explode.
buttplug ftw!

how are posts like that okay and mine weren't?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1730169
what? you were thinking you should've been banned instead of just getting your thread locked? 😕

you know that butplugs are sex toys, right?

S&M much? I don't think ATOT is a place for S&M... do you?
 
the right way is to get the hell away from people if you must fart. i use the bathroom, another room, or go outside if i have to.
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Baked
Get a plug, so when you build up enough gas you'll explode.
buttplug ftw!

how are posts like that okay and mine weren't?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1730169
what? you were thinking you should've been banned instead of just getting your thread locked? 😕

you know that butplugs are sex toys, right?

S&M much? I don't think ATOT is a place for S&M... do you?
way to go :roll:
i was suggesting a buttplug to keep his flatulence in.

what are you going to do now analyze every post/thread because yours about the pity you feel for some women who don't experience orgasms got locked?

 
Originally posted by: Amused
Why cover them up?

Fart loud, fart stinky, fart proud!
gee i bet that's an ice-breaker for ya 🙂

*awkward silence*
Amused: *p00000000000t*
/meltdown moves to another seat
 
The Quahog Beautiful People's Club has some pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls. /Family Guy
 
Depends on whether you are stinking at the time. Usually, I can just let them go silently and nobody notices.

But right now, since I've had a stomach virus, I just let one go that was so bad my wife came down from upstairs, thinking one of the cats had crapped
on the carpet or something.
Sad thing is, my cat was sitting in the chair next to me, and he even got up and left.
In fact, I'm amazed my computer is still working.


On these days, you just have to get up and go outside, unless you really don't like your co-workers.

 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Baked
Get a plug, so when you build up enough gas you'll explode.
buttplug ftw!

how are posts like that okay and mine weren't?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1730169
what? you were thinking you should've been banned instead of just getting your thread locked? 😕

you know that butplugs are sex toys, right?

S&M much? I don't think ATOT is a place for S&M... do you?

S&M? So you don't think ATOT is a place for the stupid and mindless?

 
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