What's the best one-liner you ever read at AnandTech?

[Richdog]

You will not get laid. Ever. If you were an egg, you would spend eternity inside a chicken.[/quote]



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[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Stop posting.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
DaveSohmer/UltraQuiet has had a few gems for sure.

"Most of the geeks here haven't had p*ssy since p*ssy had them." was one that stands out in my mind. Dunno if he made that up or not, but still hilarious (and accurate).

That's an old saying...my step-brother was fond of that one years ago.

But, Dave's quote...something like:

"Shania Twain's on the short list of people I'd do in front of my wife...and her lawyer."



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[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto1
DaveSohmer/UltraQuiet has had a few gems for sure.

"Most of the geeks here haven't had p*ssy since p*ssy had them." was one that stands out in my mind. Dunno if he made that up or not, but still hilarious (and accurate).

That's an old saying...my step-brother was fond of that one years ago.

But, Dave's quote...something like:

"Shania Twain's on the short list of people I'd do in front of my wife...and her lawyer."



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hehe....that was a good one.

 

[iamme]

All good stuff

One from Mercenary4Hire:
(paraphrased)

*licks nativesunshine

yup, bitter.[/b]

 

[iamme]

Also, i don't remember who said it, but:

LordRaiden: (2 long paragraphs about how his Raiden is from mythlogy, rather than Raiden from MK)

Reply: Finish him.

 

[Booster]

'Real men pee in the sink' -- by Somebody

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: iamme
Also, i don't remember who said it, but:

LordRaiden: (2 long paragraphs about how his Raiden is from mythlogy, rather than Raiden from MK)

Reply: Finish him.

LOL...now that's comedy.

 

[crumpet19]

"Did they have expert timing?"

In response to recent thread on chinese gang fights in the streets.

 

[OrByte]

yes that one made me get up out of my cubbie and have to walk outside in order to continue my uncontrollable laughter!!!


great thread lets hear some more!

 

[Kev]

the first time I read someone say "St@b him." i laughed my ass off

 

[moonshinemadness]

This rules and only posted today

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: ClueLis
Someone who buys a monster as big as a hummer is compensating for something...

Yeah, moron, they're compensating for their lack of a hummer.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: Mucman
Offense??? Bah, no worries! The day I take offense on a message board is the day I strip down naked and become a squeegie kid in downtown Vancouver!

One of my favourite


Confused

 

[SSP]

Remember this one?

RAMBUS is suck! -Zippy

 

[wicktron]

Co-signed.

 

[BD231]

This is good for a laugh

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Remember this one by Viper GTS?

"Were those of you kissing MiataGirl's ass surprised to find balls?"

 

[Bryophyte]

This one made me chuckle.

amnesiac to NathanBWF:

*sniff*
*sniff*

What's that smell?

Oh, that's just your HUMONGOUS VAGINA.

 

[Keego]

Originally posted by: Entity
Fausto to Wduaqnug: Are you part of some kind of "Introduce the Mentally Handicapped to the Wonders of the Internet" program or something?

Nearly spit my coffee out over that one.

Rob

I like that one too!

 

[Imported]

"Sup bitch! Prom?" or something like that.. can't remember who said it but it was funny as hell..

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Kev
the first time I read someone say "St@b him." i laughed my ass off

i believe the very first time i saw st@b, it was in referral to a girl....

i think i witnessed the first st@b!

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: BigDan
This one made me chuckle.

amnesiac to NathanBWF:

*sniff*
*sniff*

What's that smell?

Oh, that's just your HUMONGOUS VAGINA.