What's the best one-liner you ever read at AnandTech?
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Fausto to Wduaqnug: Are you part of some kind of "Introduce the Mentally Handicapped to the Wonders of the Internet" program or something?
Nearly spit my coffee out over that one.
Rob
Nearly spit my coffee out over that one.
Rob
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Lifer
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I don't have the verbatim, but...
You will not get laid. Ever. If you were an egg, you would spend eternity inside a chicken.
You will not get laid. Ever. If you were an egg, you would spend eternity inside a chicken.
Paraphrasing...
Just drop your pants and whip it out and tell her "It's not going to suck itself."
Just drop your pants and whip it out and tell her "It's not going to suck itself."
There have been a few that have made me laugh out loud, really. Unfortunately, I have a bad memory for those things so I can't recall what they were.
Originally posted by: minendo
I said that in one of LordMauls threads, but a mod mad-handled me for it.
Ooh! I look forward to the day I can get manhandled by a mod.
The one that caused me to LMAO the first time I saw it was:
Dyslexics of the world untie!
That's probably an old one and not attributed to an ATOTer, but I first saw it in the sig of someone here.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
That's probably an old one and not attributed to an ATOTer, but I first saw it in the sig of someone here.
M4H on the need for virus protection: "Reformatting your hard drive doesn't uninstall Stupid from your head."
The wduckdung one is a classic too.
The wduckdung one is a classic too.
DaveSohmer/UltraQuiet has had a few gems for sure.
"Most of the geeks here haven't had p*ssy since p*ssy had them." was one that stands out in my mind. Dunno if he made that up or not, but still hilarious (and accurate).
"Most of the geeks here haven't had p*ssy since p*ssy had them." was one that stands out in my mind. Dunno if he made that up or not, but still hilarious (and accurate).
Fausto to Wduaqnug: Are you part of some kind of "Introduce the Mentally Handicapped to the Wonders of the Internet" program or something?
and
*This is not a one-liner.
MistaTastyCakes to The_good_guy
Damn, gay and straight guys both trying to mess up your relationship. If I were you I'd stay indoors at all times. Unless people stand outside your front door holding out signs. Then I'd simply move to Siberia or something where ya only have to compete w/ large bears
and
*This is not a one-liner.
MistaTastyCakes to The_good_guy
Damn, gay and straight guys both trying to mess up your relationship. If I were you I'd stay indoors at all times. Unless people stand outside your front door holding out signs. Then I'd simply move to Siberia or something where ya only have to compete w/ large bears
Originally posted by: MichaelD
/bows
Ah yes! I remember now.... you were putting StormRider where he belonged, and with infinite eloquence as well.
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