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Whats' the best job perk that will never be implemented?

Originally posted by: JEDI
Oral sex every Monday morning by a beautiful girl.

Makes you WANT to goto work.

Name yours
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1) I don't think the wives/gf would appreciate that

2) Its your wife/gf's job anyways

3) Do you really want to get blown by the same girl that just blew everyone else in the office?
 
Wow, this is one of the stupidest threads I've read in a while (yes, that's why I'm posting, because I'm an eejit).

No offense meant, OP 😀

Anyhow, my "never would be implemented in a 1,000 years" job perk would be a guarenteed promise of a fulfilling happy life.

edit: I guess you can go into omniscience, omnipotence, immortality, converting your body and consciousness to the next dimension, world peace, stopping world hunger, etc. . . ..
 
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