what's the best ethnic names that you've seen

HamburgerBoy

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<insert volley of "Dick _____" names here that no one has ever actually heard in real life but pretends to>
 

ed21x

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Russian names are badass. Vladamir, Draco, Stalin, etc... those names can kick your ass.
 

blamb425

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My mother, who is from Vietnam, had a friend whose name meant....well, when he got to the US of A, he changed his name to Dick.

Poor guy.
 

Monster_Munch

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A Walmart cashier in Coral Springs Florida who I had the pleasure of buying some beer from had a name tag that read...


T'Quila


I'll let you guess her ethnicity.
 

Broheim

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this is by far the most awesome name ever
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High fiving him is on my things-to-do-before-I-die list
 

Jeeebus

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My brother-in-law responded to a call at a house - had to take down the name of the lady's daughter that had committed some crime or another.

Lady tells him <this is how she pronounces it> "Femmall"

Brother-in-law: How do you spell that?

Her: Female.

Brother-in-law: That's an interesting name - where did you come up with it?

Her: That's the name the hospital gave her.

Brother-in-law: What do you mean?

Her: When she was born, that was the name checked off on the sheet the hospital had us sign.

Brother-in-law: ...
 

MegaVovaN

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Russian names are badass. Vladamir, Draco, Stalin, etc... those names can kick your ass.

While I agree, I must point out that it is
Vladimir.

Some more:
Dmitry
Andrei
Anton
Arkady
Viktor
Vlad
Vladislav
Vsevolod
Evgeny
Yegor
Ivan
Mikhail
Nikita
Pyotr

As for Stalin, while he was THE Evil, his last name literally means "steel"