What's the best dinosaur?

[ImpulsE69]

I always liked this one.

 

[Gibsons]

The one that teh Jeezus rode:

Steg was cool, but not the best...no room to ride. (unless you could fit between the bony plates on his back)

Of course...is it possible that dinosaurs never really existed?

http://loveforlife.com.au/content/1...sted-dinosaur-fossils-are-hoax-dinosaurs-scie

:biggrin:

oooh, nice one. Batshit from bats on acid loons are the best loons.

 

[zinfamous]

oooh, nice one. Batshit from bats on acid loons are the best loons.

luuuulz:

I struggled as a student, mainly because I could not tell the difference between a fossilized egg and an ordinary rock, and of course there is no difference. I was treated like a leper when I refused to buy into their propaganda, and promptly left the course.

so, basically the Texashiker of academia: "I'm too dumb to understand it and too lazy to learn, therefore it is wrong!"

 

[Dirigible]

http://thewritepractice.com/stop-saying-literally/

The damn kids have made "literally" also mean "figuratively" so your pedantry has no power! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[lupi]

tri or trex

 

[Dirigible]

I always liked this one.

That's the Ankylosaurus. According to feralkid, it had a literal freaking wrecking ball with which it could fuck shit up.

 

[zinfamous]

That's the Ankylosaurus. According to feralkid, it had a literal freaking wrecking ball with which it could fuck shit up.

my guess is that the most complete ankylosaurus they found actually had a big ass bone tumor on the end of it's tail, which deformed the bones to make it look like a big-ass wrecking ball.

In truth, that individual dragged its freak sick tail around through the dirt until the weight trapped the creature in a tar pit, preserving its freak legacy for eternity, and mystifying paleontologists and children forever.

 

[Maximilian]

Needs moar predator X

 

[Dirigible]

my guess is that the most complete ankylosaurus they found actually had a big ass bone tumor on the end of it's tail, which deformed the bones to make it look like a big-ass wrecking ball.

In truth, that individual dragged its freak sick tail around through the dirt until the weight trapped the creature in a tar pit, preserving its freak legacy for eternity, and mystifying paleontologists and children forever.

Whoa.


I'll be in my room, crying, if anyone needs me.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

The Mighty Megalosaurus!

 

[eelw]

The Mighty Megalosaurus!

Not the mama!!!

 

[Captante]

Clever girl

 

[Childs]

I thought I would be one of the few voting for Triceratops, but he's dominating!

 

[CraKaJaX]

I'm going to go ahead an assume you were ignorant in your inclusion of Pterodactyl, and really meant Quetzalcoatlus. Pterodactyls are minute pieces of dung hardly worth being included in the same order as the largest known flying animals.

Yes, I was completely ignorant in my vote for Pterodactyl. I sincerely apologize for not coming up with the Quetzalcoatlus - it didn't even cross my mind!

 

[disappoint]

 

[DigDog]

this .. is so BAD. it's like asking me who i love more, mommy or daddy,

except that daddy gives me money and mommy is a bitch so i obviously love daddy more,

except these are dinosaurs!!

you are being cruel and unjust.

Triceratops.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Denver. Denver is the best dinosaur.

He is also the last dinosaur. As well as my friend and a whole lot more. He shows me a world I never saw before.

And, everywhere we go we don't really care, if people stop and stare at our pal dino. Creating history thru the rock n' roll spotlight, we've got a friend who helps us, we can do alright.

That's Denver, the last dinosaur.

 

[BudAshes]

So are dinosaurs now all feathered or what? I feel like some of their coolness points might have gone down.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

So are dinosaurs now all feathered or what? I feel like some of their coolness points might have gone down.

The bestest dino ever would be cool with feathers

 

[CZroe]

My penis. There's nothing else like it. It took my team of hot female palentologists and archaeologists many months of pain-staking labor to excavate enough to realize that were we're dealing with a very different terrible lizard. Some poo-poo on the very idea of peddling such finds on the private market so I still have it on display in my private collection.

 

[CZroe]

Denver. Denver is the best dinosaur.

He is also the last dinosaur. As well as my friend and a whole lot more. He shows me a world I never saw before.

And, everywhere we go we don't really care, if people stop and stare at our pal dino. Creating history thru the rock n' roll spotlight, we've got a friend who helps us, we can do alright.

That's Denver, the last dinosaur.

Back when I was Dino-crazy, I loved that show. Now I wonder what I was thinking! It targeted me and I fell for it.

 

[CZroe]

Obviously Triceratops. It's a prehistoric Rhino...and nobody mess with a damn rhino.

It's extinct because someone in China thought its powdered horns were an aphrodisiac.

 

[Sonikku]

 

[monkeydelmagico]

My penis. There's nothing else like it. It took my team of hot female palentologists and archaeologists many months of pain-staking labor to excavate enough to realize that were we're dealing with a very different terrible lizard. Some poo-poo on the very idea of peddling such finds on the private market so I still have it on display in my private collection.

Awww I bet that's cute next to your collection of wee forest folks

 

[HeXen]

I always thought this one looked more terrifying than any other marine dino.