What's the ballsiest thing you have ever done in attempting to pickup a member of the opposite sex?
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Started hitting on this girl, her boyfriend came back (from the bathroom or something), shot me a look and said the standard "that's my girlfriend, get away from her" line. I looked at him, and then continued talking to her. She left with me. 
I have asked a couple of girls out in front of their boyfriends. Strangely enough it worked more times then not. ohh by the way be prepared to fight
"I am having a real hard time with your homework assignment. Why don't we go out to dinner and discuss what it is you want out of me?"
She said she would take a raincheck.
Hot for Teacher
-Van Halen-
(sorry Dennil)
She said she would take a raincheck.
Hot for Teacher
-Van Halen-
(sorry Dennil)
Are guys really that uptight about someone hitting on their girlfriends? I've always taken it as a compliment. I mean, if they're hitting on her, that means they find her attractive/cute/whatever.
One time at a club, she and a friend went to the bathroom (remember, girls go in groups) and the friend came back a couple minutes later and said some guys were hitting on her. Anyways, I got up a minute or so later and saw her leaning against a wall while 2 guys were talking to her. She needed to use the wall cause she was pretty wasted at this point. Anyways, I walked up, turned her towards me, gave her a big ass kiss and started walking away with her. I should've turned around to look at the 2 guys' expressions, but I did hear them say "Oh S@#t". Haha... now that was fun.
One time at a club, she and a friend went to the bathroom (remember, girls go in groups) and the friend came back a couple minutes later and said some guys were hitting on her. Anyways, I got up a minute or so later and saw her leaning against a wall while 2 guys were talking to her. She needed to use the wall cause she was pretty wasted at this point. Anyways, I walked up, turned her towards me, gave her a big ass kiss and started walking away with her. I should've turned around to look at the 2 guys' expressions, but I did hear them say "Oh S@#t". Haha... now that was fun.
i've tried overclocking my k6-233 @ 66mhz to 262.5 @ 75mhz bus in front of a girl... could have damn near fried my chip!! the girl wasn't impressed though
First day at a new town as an exchange student, and asked out the head cheerleader at the school dance. Got the date for the next day and we painted the town for the week that I were there
I don't know if she agreed to a date to make her ex-boyfriend jealous or not, but rumors has it that they broke up the day before the dance.
Funny thing were that our soccer team defeated her home team for the Canadian Championship.
I might not call it ballsy, but it was effective. Me and a friend were walking into the casino at the Frontier(my mom used to be a Dealer there) and you go thru these swinging saloon doors to exit the main floor and entert the lobby/slots area and my friend hit this neanderthal looking guy right in the balls with the door, and I could tell when this guy recovered he was going to beat my friend senseless (and maybe me too)so i decided just to punch the guy right in the face as hard as i could while he was still seeing stars and i knocked him out cold and ran like hell for the exit . A few second later, out runs the neanderthals girlfriend and damn she was fine. She wasn't mad, she was actually relieved that her weekend with the guy was over and we spent the rest of the weekend together. Of course, it damn near cost my mom her job because nothing happens in a casino that isnt on tape but luckily the neanderthal was not a guest of the frontier. But it was worth it anyway. Damn that girl was fine
Of course not as fine as my wife. uhm, in case she asks.
Of course not as fine as my wife. uhm, in case she asks.
I was rappelling one day, and there was this girl there in our camp site. I asked her to go to dinner that night, she said only if I would rappell AUSIE STYLE!. Well, being a gung ho frat boy at thje time, I did it, 350 ftt straight down WHAT A RUSH!!!!!. I married her 3 years later.
Hey ulfwald, I free solo'ed a 5.10b, slightly over-hanging w/ big jugs, to impress my wife many years before we were dating.
IT was about a 40 foot climb so it was scary sh!t. I will never do that again. Of course, I was very familiar with the route and was red-pointing in the high 5.12's at that time.
Man I love rock climbing...I haven't gone in two years now, I'm outta shape.
In highschool I played basketball...well one time I grabbed one of our foxy cheerleader's, dipped her, and gave her a big kiss after a big win. She was sort of a friend, but still...I was expecting to get slapped, hit or something. She apparently liked it because she kissed me back and smiled afterward.
IT was about a 40 foot climb so it was scary sh!t. I will never do that again. Of course, I was very familiar with the route and was red-pointing in the high 5.12's at that time.
Man I love rock climbing...I haven't gone in two years now, I'm outta shape.
In highschool I played basketball...well one time I grabbed one of our foxy cheerleader's, dipped her, and gave her a big kiss after a big win. She was sort of a friend, but still...I was expecting to get slapped, hit or something. She apparently liked it because she kissed me back and smiled afterward.
Got a job doing pickup & delivery of laundry from a womens dorm. Used to wear a long wig & a skirt.
Got found out one day when I was carrying 3 bags of dirty laundry out; one in each hand & one on my 'universal erect carrying device'.
From then on, the stops at that dorm took extra time to inspect & service my 'accessory equiptment'.
Got found out one day when I was carrying 3 bags of dirty laundry out; one in each hand & one on my 'universal erect carrying device'.
From then on, the stops at that dorm took extra time to inspect & service my 'accessory equiptment'.
At a dance I walked up to a cute guy whom I was positive didn't give a flying fig about me.
I poked him in the ribs to make him turn around and look at me, then I insisted that he dance with me.
He started out to but then kind of slunk away, probably because of the roudy crowd.
I went and found him again and PULLED UP A CHAIR for him and ORDERED him to sit down and talk to me.
He still seemed rather austere throughout the evening so in the end I sort of gave up and told him I had to go and study. I was slightly disapointed, cause I really liked him.
As I walked out somebody shouted my name and I turned around and it was the guy, running after me and he asked me if he could see me home.
My jaw hit the floor!
And no, I wasn't drunk or high. I'm really kind of shy and to this day I don't know what gave me the guts to approach him.
But it worked, didn't it, Optimus?
I poked him in the ribs to make him turn around and look at me, then I insisted that he dance with me.
He started out to but then kind of slunk away, probably because of the roudy crowd.
I went and found him again and PULLED UP A CHAIR for him and ORDERED him to sit down and talk to me.
He still seemed rather austere throughout the evening so in the end I sort of gave up and told him I had to go and study. I was slightly disapointed, cause I really liked him.
As I walked out somebody shouted my name and I turned around and it was the guy, running after me and he asked me if he could see me home.
My jaw hit the floor!
And no, I wasn't drunk or high. I'm really kind of shy and to this day I don't know what gave me the guts to approach him.
But it worked, didn't it, Optimus?
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