what's religion's stance on masturbation?

[pclstyle]

:thumbsup: ? :thumbsdown: ?



EDIT: no poll, that would just be irrelevant and stupid. much unlike this thread.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: pclstyle :thumbsdown:

fixed

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
:thumbsdown:

 

[tm37]

You know masterbation is not somehing I really got into any discussion at church about,

I figure what God don't know can't hurt me.

 

[Lonyo]

Sex is for procreation blah blah blah.
Unnatural/immoral or something, blah blah blah.

 

[aidanjm]

according to Jesus, masturbation is a very healthy, natural, & morally appropriate thing to do.

 

[VoteQuimby]

Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

 

[blurredvision]

This is one of the many things I hate about religion. If there is a god, why tease us with those feelings and then say we have to wait or it's wrong. It's like waving a piece of steak in front of a dog and condemning it if it eats it.

 

[JoeKing]

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

 

[edro]

Here you go.

 

[Sheepathon]

95% of teenage males masturbate, officially, and the other 5% have been known to lie.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

 

[Amused]

My religion says your father should have stuck to masturbation.

 

[shud]

There's also a prominent Christian spokesperson who thinks that Earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs lived with man and all the dinos were brought on the ark by Noah.

I wouldn't worry about your beating off habits, just don't get caught by your mom.

 

[Alex]

according to religion its teh evil

 

[VoteQuimby]

oops

 

[SVT Cobra]

or your gf's mom :laugh:

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

it's right there in the bible, in black and white. according to Jesus, masturbation is good.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
according to Jesus, masturbation is a very healthy, natural, & morally appropriate thing to do.

Are you referring to your Latino friend, or do you really mean Christ? If the latter, please share your source.

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

it's right there in the bible, in black and white. according to Jesus, masturbation is good.

Where in the bible?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

it's right there in the bible, in black and white. according to Jesus, masturbation is good.

Where in the bible?

there

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

it's right there in the bible, in black and white. according to Jesus, masturbation is good.

Where in the bible?

there

In the book of Lester?

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Christianity says no no because you lust n such when you do 'it'

no, this is not correct. Jesus was a vocal supporter of masturbation.

got any proof?

it's right there in the bible, in black and white. according to Jesus, masturbation is good.

Where in the bible?

there

In the book of Lester?

lol :thumbsup:

 

[GTaudiophile]

The Bible doesn't say much. What the Bibles does talk about is lust, especially for another man's wife, and how that is bad. The Bible basically says that ANYTHING that detracts from making Jesus/God number #1 in your life is bad and to be frowned upon.

In this book, Preparing For Adolescence: How to Survive the Coming Years of Change, Dr. James Dobson more or less mirrors the Bible's view, encouraging masturbation as a healthy act but one that can become dangerous if it causes excessive lust for people or pr0n.