Cypress Creek has got to be on my list for sure. the James Bond thing was awesome, every joke they had in there was just beautiful, couldn't stop laughing.
quotes...
Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like
to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange
your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an
unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
Homer: Thank you. Come again.
Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die!
[Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him]
Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you.
Homer: [shy] Well...
Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your
house.
Bart: So, what are you in for?
Gordy: [slowly and strangely sounding] I moved here from Canada, and
they think I'm slow, eh?
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires.
Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of
paper. This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter
"A".
Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das".
Bart: [moans]
[Warren pats him on the back thrice, but on the fourth time,
he just smacks him]
Teacher: Warren!
P.A.: T minus 14 seconds.
Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
Homer: All right. What's the number?
Hank: I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you
upstairs. But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill
somebody, it would help a lot.
[goes off to use a flamethrower on the troops]
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