What's it like being Jewish?

[Analog]

holy thread hijack batman!

 

[BaboonGuy]

"Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races."

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
You are smarter than all the goys. You aren't in debt. You have superior taste in food. Its a pretty good feeling.

actually, the plural of goy (gentiles, non-jews) is goyim, not goys.

it's fun. you get all of the privileges of looking white, but you're actually a minority, so you've got the ethnic thing going, too. plus you're smart, funny, and rich. it's a sweet gig

....member of the tribe of goyim...

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: dolph


it's fun. you get all of the privileges of looking white, but you're actually a minority, so you've got the ethnic thing going, too. plus you're smart, funny, and rich. it's a sweet gig

And you can count Barbra Streisand as one of your own! :disgust:

I'm so glad I'm not Jewish.

 

[Tinkerhell]

Originally posted by: grrl

Originally posted by: dolph


it's fun. you get all of the privileges of looking white, but you're actually a minority, so you've got the ethnic thing going, too. plus you're smart, funny, and rich. it's a sweet gig

And you can count Barbra Streisand as one of your own! :disgust:

I'm so glad I'm not Jewish.

And they're glad you aren't either

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: PCMarcelino
But Asians are allowed to eat a bacon chee-burger, no coke.

Except most Jews can eat bacon cheese burgers with coke. Afaik, only Orthodox Jews follow the kosher rule any more.

Not True. Most if not all Conservative jews follow the kosher laws, and many reform jews do too.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: PCMarcelino
But Asians are allowed to eat a bacon chee-burger, no coke.

Except most Jews can eat bacon cheese burgers with coke. Afaik, only Orthodox Jews follow the kosher rule any more.

thats not strictly true but for all intents and purposes it might as well be. i know some jews who are not orthodox but are kosher.

but...
whats it like being jewish?

its power, my friend. lots of power.

 

[rh71]

I would hate to have to follow all the religious observations, but other than that, my blood would be red just like yours.

 

[aphex]

Why did i KNOW that i would find munruss and carbo in this thread?

2 years later, and still morons.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Nobody mentioned jewish sex camp?

 

[Gand1]

Wait a sec.... someone must have skipped me on the rich part! :|

 

[BeauJangles]

I'm Jewish, but not orthodox (ie I don't keep Kosher and I don't observe Shabbat, no special clothing). I don't look very Jewish, but many people can guess that I am. I don't find any real discrimination in the world. Sometimes people have a bad choice of words....

 

[3point14]

Ask Optimus Prime, he's Jewish.