What's hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet in the middle, starts with a C and ends with a T ?

[minendo]

A coconut, you perv.

 

[AmazonRasta]

Besides that, I've never seen a cvnt that's hard on the outside.

 

[Passions]

LMAO!

 

[AmazonRasta]

By the way, excellent quote you have in your sig. I love that entire album!

 

[jemcam]

I was going to say a dead cat.

 

[tcsenter]

Besides that, I've never seen a cvnt that's hard on the outside.

And coconuts aren't necessarily 'soft' on the inside, unless they're very ripe.

 

[Peetoeng]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

And coconuts aren't necessarily 'soft' on the inside, unless they're very ripe.

You got it backward. Coconut meat is tender when it is young, and hard when it is ripe.

Young coconut meat, jack fruit, brown sugar syrup....aaahhhh.

 

[tcsenter]

You got it backward. Coconut meat is tender when it is young, and hard when it is ripe.

Ah yes, that's right. I fergetted that for a minute there.

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: jemcam
I was going to say a dead cat.

LAMO

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: jemcam
I was going to say a dead cat.

and I thought I was bad when a frozen cat popped into my mind...

 

[Hammer]

yeah, the hard thing was wierd, if you leave it out, it would work better.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: minendo
A coconut, you perv.

What's a four-letter word ending in K that means "intercourse"?

 

[ElFenix]

i was definitely thinking some sort of cat

 

[vi edit]

coconut was the second thing to came to mind

But then....if the first thing that came to mind was hard on the outside, somebody had better be getting to the doctor ASAP