What's a good Valentine's Day Card saying?

[PsychoAndy]

Well, to make the story short and sweet, I am making a card for a friend, and I need ideas on what to write. So far, I have "Merry Xmas, sorry this card is 2 months late", but that's pretty fagsauce. Another one that i saw at Wal Mart was "On Valentine's Day, don't do anything you might regret....but do at least one thing you wouldn't tell your mother". It's pretty crappy imo, I'm thinking traditional sayings or funny ones, or something witty. And, there should be a bunch of creative minds up at 12 AM, so I wanna see what all y'all can do.

BTW, they don't need to be straight laced ;0

 

[Alex]

i have an awesome saying but im not sure if its appropriate:

"Curiosity killed the cat."

 

[minendo]

Happy Valentine's Day, Wanna f%@#?

 

[xyion]

TOP 5 REJECTED VALENTINES:
5. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
3. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your a$$.
2. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
1. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

 

[PsychoAndy]

<< 1. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! >>


haha, I like that one It's silly...but i'd add something serious, like happy vday after it , or something.

 

[pamchenko]

I choo choo choose you ... with a picture of a train on the front

 

[minendo]

<< I choo choo choose you ... with a picture of a train on the front >>


It says "I choo choo choose you."

 

[b0mbrman]

<< I choo choo choose you ... with a picture of a train on the front >>



Ha ha!

 

[glenn1]

"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

"Someday i hope to be married - just not to you."

"Looking back over the years we've been together, i can't help but wonder: what the fu** was i thinking?"

 

[Rudee]

I'd love you in green, I'd love you in red, but most of all, I'd love you in bed! Happy Valentines Day!

 

[TuffGirl]

There are some heart-warming and witty ideas right here!!

 

[pyonir]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Valentines day sucks,
and so do you.

 

[PsychoAndy]

how bout:

Dear Fatso:

Roses are Red, violets are blue;
if something smells bad, it's gotta be you.

Roses are Red, emeralds are green;
you must weigh more than a washing machine

Roses are Red, tomatoes are too;
if I had one now, I'd throw it at you

Roses are Red, like a big firey comet;
your face would make even quasimodo vomit

Roses are Red, daffodils are gold;
you might look better if you scraped off that mold