What's a good online source for buying non-bulk strange meats?

[dullard]

I'm thinking about Christmas shopping and I wanted to give my GF's family something that they'd really like and that they never thought they'd get. They (especially her dad) like strange meats. The result: the whole family would fight over who eats the squirrel tongue.

I find the whole thing disgusting. But I want to please them.

So, I want to find some place to sell me strange meats. I know they've had the standards (most US game meat, frogs, bugs, I think the dad had dog once, etc.) They even joked that they'd have no problem eating human if it was cooked well-done. So, I'm left with things that aren't normally considered food in the US.

I guess examples would help. Can I purchase elephant, kangaroo, sloth, or anything else online? It must be online since I can't walk into my local grocery store and get this. I must be non-bulk, because I imagine this will be expensive.

I'd even settle for animal products: emu egg, horse milk, etc.

Yes, I am serious.

 

[AnyMal]

Oh dear jeebuz, here we go again..

 

[rivan]

Google is your friend.

 

[torpid]

http://exoticmeats.com/catdescmain.aspx?f=9

 

[Quasmo]

2 pounds of squirrel tounge is DEFINITELY bulk, thats alot of squirrels.

 

[rpc64]

LoL I like this thread already.

I'm not sure about online, but do you have an asian supermarket anywhere near you? There is a chinese supermarket near me that has lots of "strange" things like that. Duck tongue, bull penis, rattlesnake meat, goat, any kind of seafood you could think of, etc.

Edit: bull not pull

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: rivan
Google is your friend.

Most of those are standard meats. Not strange enough. But, I did see Llama and kangaroo. I bet they've never tried either. Thanks.

 

[Epic Fail]

Bulk Bison Filet Mignons

http://www.americangourmet.net...on=VIEWPROD&ProdID=142

:Q :Q :Q

 

[FP]

Who would eat human? Sick bastards.

 

[altonb1]

Non-bulk? Would this be roughly about the size of an oil filter?

 

[Journer]

Originally posted by: binister
Who would eat human? Sick bastards.

i'd try it...i bet baby human (human veal) is pretty good...nice and tender ! usually pretty fatty too

 

[Billb2]

If olive oil is made out of olives...what about baby oil? Eeeuuuwww!
Life...is nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: altonb1
Non-bulk? Would this be roughly about the size of an oil filter?

Yes, I do believe that is correct, Alton.

A post from Alton Brown would really help on this situation. He could probably devote several Good Eat's episodes to oil-filter-sized meats. I do believe a standard oil filter is about the size of meat that I'd want (not a massive semi-truck filter, but more of a typical auto filter). I am really leaning towards the kangaroo linked so kindly above here.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Billb2
If olive oil is made out of olives...what about baby oil? Eeeuuuwww!
Life...is nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

I like baby back ribs.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: rivan
Google is your friend.

Now I'm hungry.

Gator tail is [rachelray] DEE-LISH [/rachelray]

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Billb2
If olive oil is made out of olives...what about baby oil? Eeeuuuwww!
Life...is nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

I like baby back ribs.

Especially if the ribs came from an aardvark.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Journer

Originally posted by: binister
Who would eat human? Sick bastards.

i'd try it...i bet baby human (human veal) is pretty good...nice and tender ! usually pretty fatty too

"Let me make you a deal alright? You get the mojo, you keep your money and I'll get your baby."


"Wait a minute, he kinda looks like a baby. Come here, I'm gonna eat ya. I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly."

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Journer

Originally posted by: binister
Who would eat human? Sick bastards.

i'd try it...i bet baby human (human veal) is pretty good...nice and tender ! usually pretty fatty too

"Let me make you a deal alright? You get the mojo, you keep your money and I'll get your baby."


"Wait a minute, he kinda looks like a baby. Come here, I'm gonna eat ya. I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly."

BABY. The other other white meat.

 

[randay]

Your local pet store should be a great place to buy strange meats.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: altonb1
Non-bulk? Would this be roughly about the size of an oil filter?

I come back from an 8 month break, and this is still going? LoL

 

[alien42]

if and when you find a place to buy these meats, i highly recommend camel. its tough but quite tasty.

 

[narcotic]

A friend of mine came back from Australia and brought some kangaroo beef jerky, I had to give it a shot, and was sorry for that almost instantaneously.
It doesn't taste like chicken, unless you consider a rotten chicken.

 

[huberm]

are we talking alternator sized or something smaller like roughly the size of a brake caliper or rear view mirror?

 

[KGB]

Originally posted by: dullard
I'm thinking about Christmas shopping and I wanted to give my GF's family something that they'd really like and that they never thought they'd get. They (especially her dad) like strange meats. The result: the whole family would fight over who eats the squirrel tongue.

I find the whole thing disgusting. But I want to please them.

So, I want to find some place to sell me strange meats. I know they've had the standards (most US game meat, frogs, bugs, I think the dad had dog once, etc.) They even joked that they'd have no problem eating human if it was cooked well-done. So, I'm left with things that aren't normally considered food in the US.

I guess examples would help. Can I purchase elephant, kangaroo, sloth, or anything else online? It must be online since I can't walk into my local grocery store and get this. I must be non-bulk, because I imagine this will be expensive.

I'd even settle for animal products: emu egg, horse milk, etc.

Yes, I am serious.

Whaty about the local morgue. :thumbsup: