what's a good gift to give to somebody whose relationship just ended badly?

[FrugalGuy]

what's a good gift to give to somebody whose relationship just ended badly? He's my best friend and I feel bad for him. Any ideas?

 

[Blieb]

Awww, thanks Frugal ...

but seriously ... I'm not so sure, if you strike gold, tell one of my friends, so they can hook me up with whatever it is too ...

A new chick would be nice

 

[silverpig]

Take him to the strippers...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Rent a Mountainbike and go riding.

 

[minendo]

I don't know what you should give him, but hook his ex up with a pearl necklace.

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Take him to the strippers...

Nothin like funbags in the face

 

[0roo0roo]

hooker.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
hooker.

make that 2 hookers.

 

[Jfur]

take them out and listen

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: LyNx01

Originally posted by: silverpig
Take him to the strippers...

Nothin like funbags in the face

"funbag"

 

[dirtboy]

Beer!!

 

[rayma2]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Rent a Mountainbike and go riding.

that would be my vote... Mt Biking rules.

 

[gopunk]

paintball
gokarts

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: minendo
I don't know what you should give him, but hook his ex up with a pearl necklace.

You couldn't slip that one by me, minendo.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

The pics you took when you were screwing his ex.

 

[Zebo]

I'd keep them away from anything that may remind them of thier ex. So strip clubs, hookers ladies in general would be out for a little while. I like the mountain biking idea or a softball game or go out fourwheeling anything, just get out and stay active and be his buddy.

 

[bmacd]

take him to a pool hall or get him a video game or something of the nature.

-=bmacd=-

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

You should demonise his ex and make up horrible rumors about her to prop up his ego until you can assert your own plans for his sexuality.

 

[whiteboyatcal]

I give you credit for being a good friend FrugalGuy, I wish my "friends" would help me out when my life gets fvcked up... :|

"Hard days make me, hard nights shape me,
I don't know, this song might save me,
And I know I'm making something,
Out of this life they call nothing"

 

[bsd]

a set of rechargable batteries.....

a line of .....

a copy of 'candide' the book.

 

[virtuamike]

Bottle of Hennessey. Nothing like drowning your sorrows away with cognac. Oh and a voodoo doll or a dartboard too.

 

[JEDI]

a knife so he can st@b her

 

[Lonyo]

A hug/a shoulder to cry on/an ear.

 

[MusicSoundsBetterWithYou]

Porn...and porn...and maybe a stripper