What's a good flask booze?

GagHalfrunt

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If you're sucking down your booze out of a flask, it doesn't really matter. You're not a discriminating drinker.
 
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IronWing

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Would you care you join me on a street corner for a malt liquor in a paper bag so we can discuss the finer points of the 2007 pinot noir vintage?
I'm pretty health conscious so I prefer Zima and carrot juice.
 

GagHalfrunt

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I'm pretty health conscious so I prefer Zima and carrot juice.

No thanks, Zima tastes like zhit.


Do they still make that stuff? I can't remember the last time I saw a bottle of Zima, but I was probably wearing my Zubaz pants while drinking it. Maybe it was even mixed with Crystal Pepsi.
 

IronWing

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I have no idea. I've never actually had the stuff. Wine coolers were still the rage when I stopped drinking.
 

MrSquished

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If you're sucking down your booze out of a flask, it doesn't really matter. You're not a discriminating drinker.

a more discerning drinker is more than welcome to put a nice sipping bourbon into a flask.

Claim Rated: FALSE
 

Raincity

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And Phil Collins was singing tonight the night in the Michelob Dry commercials and you could get a large cheese pizza delivered from Dominoes for $4 without a coupon.
 

GagHalfrunt

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a more discerning drinker is more than welcome to put a nice sipping bourbon into a flask.

Claim Rated: FALSE

No, an alcoholic uses a flask because he can't be more than 3 paces from a drink at any time. A discerning drinker can go without. People using a flask are drinking for effect and people drinking for a effect will drink anything.

Rebuttal: RIDICULOUS
 

MrSquished

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No, an alcoholic uses a flask because he can't be more than 3 paces from a drink at any time. A discerning drinker can go without. People using a flask are drinking for effect and people drinking for a effect will drink anything.

Rebuttal: RIDICULOUS

it's not just about access, although someone may attend something like a parade or event in the city streets or concerts in parks where you have zero access to alcohol, and wouldn't mind imbibing. more power to them. it's also about cost. when going out and about to regular places and/or to events from sports to more, one may want to have access to their own liquor at a fair price in between the stops, without having to pay say $12 minimum or more for every beverage, every single time. again, more power to them. a flask is a fine vessel for these occasions, and high quality liquor is more than appropriate. sipping from a flask is more than gentlemanly. unless you are some new school bring us more of dem' hippie rules on how to behave folks.

clearly you live in the boonies where even at special events a frosty beverage is like max $4. cause they just ain't that special.

Response: MOST LIKELY MADE BY A HICK
 

Ruptga

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I just put whatever I want in a pocket or down a sleeve of my coat. I have a big coat, but even if you don't it's easy. You carry the coat over your arm with your stuff in a sleeve between your arm and your body, it's a flawless plan for anywhere that doesn't have actual security. Drinking out of a bottle isn't a lot better than drinking out of a flask though, but you will get a little more scent and flavor that way and it's simple enough. Loading up an insulated steel bottle with a wide mouth is better, but if you're not very graceful it can foam everywhere.
 

lxskllr

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A cask strength scotch. You can mix it down with water so it'll last longer.
 

zinfamous

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What is your goal with the flask? Maximum discretion that you've been boozing during your Wednesday 10 am meeting, while driving your cab, during a deposition?

If so, then you probably want Dr. McGillicuddy's Peppermint Schnapps.

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IronWing

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And Phil Collins was singing tonight the night in the Michelob Dry commercials and you could get a large cheese pizza delivered from Dominoes for $4 without a coupon.
Dominoes has never sold a pizza so...
History: WRONG

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