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What's a good, easy recipe for disaster?

Bring a Confederate flag to the Appollo.

2. Go to a (biker) lesbian bar. Ask one of them if they would iron your shirt.

3. Bring James Brown to a Klan meeting.
 
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Originally posted by: Vic
Just add ignorance or apathy (or both) to any list of ingredients.
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Yep, now read my sig. 😉
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Oh, it's not the fact that humans make mistakes that bothers me, it's that we keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again....
 
2GB non ECC cache DDR1600 running at 2700 speed, rounded cables to backplanes, BBU missing, Four R5 volumes no hotspare available three running degraded, no UPS on server, server plugged into 15 amp outlet sharing with two BUNN coffee pots.
 
back out of your driveway, drinking coffee, talking on cell phone, checking self in mirror ... continue doing all three all the way to work.
 
A gallon of axle grease, a dog collar and leash, rubber sheets, a bottle of tequila and a 300lb dominatrix who doesn't bathe much...
 
1 part Jihadi
1 part Jew
1 part Yankee

Add ice and shake ingredients in a martini shaker.

Pour into hurricane glass, garnish with 1 suitcase nuke.
 
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