What's 22 inches longer than an Escalade and almost 3 tons? An Escalade ESV of course!

[NFS4]

OK, now that is going toooooooooooooooooooooo far:Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

It's just a fancy Suburban...

I own a Suburban myself, a nice Black one!

Hopper

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Damn. So is this bigger than an Excursion? I need to see a comparision pic of this next to the regular Escalade.

18 feet? Holy crap! I sure hope they don't sell this in Toronto, I don't wanna see Toronto drivers parking this behemot!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
Damn. So is this bigger than an Excursion? I need to see a comparision pic of this next to the regular Escalade.

18 feet? Holy crap! I sure hope they don't sell this in Toronto, I don't wanna see Toronto drivers parking this behemot!

It's actually SMALLER than an Excursion. It's just a Suburban for rappers

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
Damn. So is this bigger than an Excursion? I need to see a comparision pic of this next to the regular Escalade.

18 feet? Holy crap! I sure hope they don't sell this in Toronto, I don't wanna see Toronto drivers parking this behemot!

Yep, shorter than an Excursion, same thing as a Suburban and Yukon XL.

Hopper

 

[RU482]

Everytime I see an Excursion, I want one more and more.

Actually, not for a daily driver, just so I can put big tires on it and run cars over

 

[LAUST]

Same size as my brothers 3/4 454 94 Burban.... shorter then my truck still

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: redly1
Everytime I see an Excursion, I want one more and more.

Actually, not for a daily driver, just so I can put big tires on it and run cars over

Why get an Excursion then, just get a Stock height Silverado with stock 265/75/R16 tires

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: redly1
Everytime I see an Excursion, I want one more and more.

Actually, not for a daily driver, just so I can put big tires on it and run cars over

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

Hmm, let me think... 3 ton truck with a full body frame crashes into a 1 ton car with a light unibody frame...

Lemmie think about that, who's gonna win???

Hopper

 

[brxndxn]

It's actually SMALLER than an Excursion. It's just a Suburban for rappers

LOL... Ludicris, to be specific.

 

[Kilgor]

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

t doesn't amaze me any more I drive a Chevy 6500 box truck and they don't even pay attention to me. Somedays I feel like running into them on purpose just to vent. :|

 

[Syringer]

The Excursion also weighs OVER 1000 lb. more than this tiny little SUV.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Syringer
The Excursion also weighs OVER 1000 lb. more than this tiny little SUV.

LOL! You calling THAT tiny???

Hopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

it doesn't amaze me any more I drive a Chevy 6500 box truck and they don't even pay attention to me. Somedays I feel like running into them on purpose just to vent. :|

Oh, I know that feeling... There are days... there are days...

Hopper

 

[SithSolo1]

Just to clear things up:

Tahoe
Yukon
Yukon Denali
Escalade
H2

all on the the Yukon chassis.


Suburban
Yukon XL
Yukon Denali XL
Escalade ESV

all on the Yukon XL chassis.

All of the above is true as far as I know. The only one I'm unsure of is the H2, its on a modified Yukon chassis but i don't know if its longer than the Yukon.

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
Damn. So is this bigger than an Excursion? I need to see a comparision pic of this next to the regular Escalade.

18 feet? Holy crap! I sure hope they don't sell this in Toronto, I don't wanna see Toronto drivers parking this behemot!

It's actually SMALLER than an Excursion. It's just a Suburban for rappers

hahaha

 

[SuperTool]

excellent hearse.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

How would cutting you off make them crash into you?

I drive a 3500lb buick, and I cut people off

 

[SuperTool]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Kilgor

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

it doesn't amaze me any more I drive a Chevy 6500 box truck and they don't even pay attention to me. Somedays I feel like running into them on purpose just to vent. :|

Oh, I know that feeling... There are days... there are days...

Hopper

If you want to be treated like a truck, drive in the truck lane (right).

 

[ElFenix]

...Arianna Huffington, the intellectually skittish harpy pundit propelling the anti-SUV movement, apparently supports terrorism through the heating and cooling needs of her 9,000-square-foot home

buaahahahh!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SuperTool

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Kilgor

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

it doesn't amaze me any more I drive a Chevy 6500 box truck and they don't even pay attention to me. Somedays I feel like running into them on purpose just to vent. :|

Oh, I know that feeling... There are days... there are days...

Hopper

If you want to be treated like a truck, drive in the truck lane (right).

texas doesn't have a truck lane (which pisses me off to no end when some dump truck is in the left lane of a 3 lane highway spewing gravel all over the road and putting nicks in my paint)

 

[B00ne]

Now that is a true tank

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SuperTool

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Kilgor

What amazes me is that while driving aroud in my Suburban, people in little cars like Ford Escorts and Dodge Neons will try and cut me off, like somehow it would be wise for them to get into an accident with me.

it doesn't amaze me any more I drive a Chevy 6500 box truck and they don't even pay attention to me. Somedays I feel like running into them on purpose just to vent. :|

Oh, I know that feeling... There are days... there are days...

Hopper

If you want to be treated like a truck, drive in the truck lane (right).

texas doesn't have a truck lane (which pisses me off to no end when some dump truck is in the left lane of a 3 lane highway spewing gravel all over the road and putting nicks in my paint)

I'm glad I'm not the only 1, that is fuggin BS!! it should be aginst the law to be in the 3rd lane, there is zero reason a Semi needs that lane.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: NFS4
What's 22 inches longer than an Escalade and almost 3 tons? An Escalade ESV of course!

Thank God...I felt so cramped when I was in my friend's Escalade.

 

[Siddhartha]

SUVs are beginning to remind me of the trucks everyone drove in the movie Brazil.